[Tubby Isaacs]

Actual Tory Chairman here.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Here are some new policies that I'm not going to implement because I'm retiring.

[Andy McDandy]

Who's writing this stuff? Mrs Brady from Viz?

[Rosvanian]

Well, I've been waiting for the big idea and tackling botched pavement repairs by utility companies does it for me and then some.

Listen, Northumbrian Water, you can pump as much shit into the Tyne as you like but you've fucked with the pavements for the last time.

Tories all the way for me.

[Youngian]

Careful now it’s not the liberal metropolitan elite that’s fly tipping.

[Youngian]

The problem with tiresome cliches as old as the hills is that idiots who think they’re clever won’t stop using them.

[Youngian]

Nice one

[davidjay]

Socialism - so bad that every couple of decades it has to bail out capitalism.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Youngian]

First election since ‘taking back control’ and they’re still moaning.

[Watchman]

Here are some new policies that I'm not going to implement because I'm retiring.

Fuck me…..his dealer must have served up some grade A

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Apparently that very striking poll is out at 8pm. It's for the Observer.

[Tubby Isaacs]

And here it is. That's one of the two that gives the best results for the Tories.

[Youngian]

Can it get any worse? Oh yes

[Tubby Isaacs]

Numbers are going to come down anyway, so it's not a particularly savage policy. But I wonder if it was worth doing this, at least to The Sun. Lots of Labour voters will hate that. Not sure how workable that thing about bad employers is. I can see parts of the NHS and care service getting caught by that.

[Tubby Isaacs]

You might get one or two games Sky doesn't want that clash with BT Sport's Champtions League coverage, I suppose. But if that were a runner, surprised it hasn't happened already.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This is the chap challenging Starmer. No great surprise here. Why do so many of that lot fall for obvious wrong uns?

[davidjay]

This is the chap challenging Starmer. No great surprise here. Why do so many of that lot fall for obvious wrong uns?

Because it's part of their idea that the establishment will clamp down on anyone who challenges them, therefore the underdog is always the good guy.

[Bones McCoy]

Election fraud claims being reviewed by police

No mention of the party involved auntie Beeb?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1eewd5xgjgo

Police are reviewing claims of election fraud they have received relating to "concerns around marketing material".

It comes after the Conservative candidate for High Peak in Derbyshire, Robert Largan, put out a social media post on Saturday in red Labour colours saying "Labour for Largan".

He also put out a social media post, using the colours of Reform UK, with the slogan "Reform for Robert".

The Conservative Party said: “The materials clearly carry imprints, as required by electoral law."

If voters can't take the hint that their candidate's a dubious character...