- Wed Sep 27, 2023 12:08 pm
#53654
Putting it out here early: James Cracknell, Olympic rower, is going to be the Tory candidate for Colchester because for some inexplicable reason he likes the Conservatives. I suspect he may win, given Colchester is full of cunts (disclaimer: I can say this freely as I am from Colchester). In the post-GE Tory bloodbath I suspect he will rapidly rise up the ranks given he’s a known name, has some cross-party appeal given his Olympian status, the fact he’s been on Strictly, he does a lot of genuine charity work, and they have fuck-all else.
If he wants it, I’d see him in the leader’s role in the 2032-ish election once Braverman or whoever is demolished in 2028-ish. Starmer would be 70 by then and he’d be 10+ years younger. I suspect if the rest of the party has also recovered, he could be the next Tory PM.
Though again, as he seems a reasonable guy I have no idea what the fuck he’s doing joining the current incarnation of the Tories.