- Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:15 am
#23166
What he means, I think, is that he can no longer do his Arfur Daley impression down his boozer by flashing his wad around while hogging the bar rail. Instead those young people are getting prioritised by ordering from their tables. He can't bung a tradesman some cash for a discount (much as he insists he'd never do that), or find a brass - sorry, dirty disgusting street whore - to fellate his flaccid cock for a fifty.
Also, he does that "what about the old people?" thing, missing out that we've had ATMs for 50 years, and swipe or contactless payments for getting on 20. That the stereotypical meek little mouse befuddled by all the flashing lights is rapidly disappearing. He may struggle with anything more complex than switching channels, but he's got a nerve thinking he's speaking for the masses.
Also, "Mask watch"? How long before mask wearers start getting targeted by twats and he disowns the gimmick?
Also, he does that "what about the old people?" thing, missing out that we've had ATMs for 50 years, and swipe or contactless payments for getting on 20. That the stereotypical meek little mouse befuddled by all the flashing lights is rapidly disappearing. He may struggle with anything more complex than switching channels, but he's got a nerve thinking he's speaking for the masses.
Also, "Mask watch"? How long before mask wearers start getting targeted by twats and he disowns the gimmick?
As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"