[Youngian]

Diablo IV

That reference meant about as much to me as the Beatles do to Badenoch.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I must admit to being partial to a diablo menthe...

[Bones McCoy]

Diablo IV

That reference meant about as much to me as the Beatles do to Badenoch.

I guess that was a bit too obscure.


The context is:
Elon (friend of Felon) was recently caught out bragging about being among the world's best video gamers.
Among other claims was that he hold a world record in the game Diabolo IV.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Completed it, mate.

[Crabcakes]

It won't be long before she tells us her high scores at Diablo IV.

If it’s anything like her Beatles “choice”, she’s more likely to tell us her favourite game is Zelda because she likes playing strong female characters.

(Obviously she wouldn’t like Mario - he’s a manual labourer AND an immigrant)

[mattomac]

That might sort of make her look cool.

She’d probably say she was too busy in her two week Maccies job.

[soulboy]

Kemi doesn't use her computer for gaming.

Hacking is more her style.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Yesterday it was reported the Chagos deal would cost £18bn. She says this is money that belongs to us and our children. It is so north London lawyers can boast at dinner parties.

Yeah, only North London lawyers care about this stuff, Kemi. It's not like the UK lost a vote by 116-6 at the UN.

[Youngian]

Instead of competing with Farage as to who has the biggest feathered plume in their pith helmet, perhaps take a look at having a Britain first naval policy. Or maybe not.

[Youngian]

Kemi spanked this week for obtaining security briefings on Chagos from the back of Farage's fag packets.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I know facing Kemi Badenoch at PMQs is like facing declaration bowling, but he's actually much better at this than people give him credit for.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Open goal for Ed Davey (Part 94)

Kemi Badenoch's spokesman repeatedly refuses to condemn Donald Trump's Gaza plan, or repeat the Conservative party's previous support for a two state solution.

Pushed to say whether Palestinians should have a right to return to their homes, he refused to do so

See also who Kemi appointed Foreign Secretary. She previously got sacked by Theresa May for freelancing with Israelis.

[davidjay]

Kemi spanked this week for obtaining security briefings on Chagos from the back of Farage's fag packets.

I heard that and I thought it couldn't possibly be right. I should have known better.

[Tubby Isaacs]

She's not interested in briefings because deep state or something. Reading Twitter is enough for her.

"Starmer, North London lawyers dinner party", that's a winner". For the Lib Dems.

In other news, Kemi favorite, Javier Milei, has pulled Argentina out of the World Health Organization.

[Andy McDandy]

Harry Cole of the Sun has been praising Starmer for shutting Kemi (and Fargle and Tice) down effectively. Apparently Tory turnout was low, and dropped off more after she finished.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The what?

Josiah Mortimer
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