[Nigredo]

His statement is the expected self-congratulatory shite about the usual topics and he used the line "them's the breaks." Thank christ we won't have to listen to his puerile oration any longer.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Shameless performance.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Johnson thinks he's staying till Autumn.

No he isn't.

[Tubby Isaacs]

All that delivery talk. Utter bollocks. Huw Merriman, the Transport Committee Chair, hammered him yesterday. Stuff stuck on his desk waiting decisions, no work done on obvious issues like filling the tax gap from diesel cars being phased out.

[Youngian]

Self-serving creep thinks he’s Eva Peron. He didn’t even say he’s resigned but going on for two months. We’ll see.

I learn from a South American radio station that Evita means avoid in Spanish.

[Nigredo]

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Bones McCoy]

The concern now is the damage he can inflict in his final weeks.

Trump organised January 6th during his lame duck days.
I don't expect Johnson to mange this.
I'm more concerned by the prospect of a slew of dodgy Lords, looting the exchequer, and going "full Bullingdon" on key institutions like the BBC and NHS.

[AOB]

He's already done a slight u-turn (in a good way) because he initially said he will remain PM until Autumn but now it will be until his successor is named.

[davidjay]

Can we remove the question mark in the title please?

[Nigredo]

[Youngian]

First they came for Jeremy Corbyn

[Bones McCoy]

He's already done a slight u-turn (in a good way) because he initially said he will remain PM until Autumn but now it will be until his successor is named.

Still too long.
What's the point of Deputy Prime Minister if not for situations like this.

[Bones McCoy]

First they came for Jeremy Corbyn

Fuck off Wooton, you fucking brane donor.

He established the lockdown.
Anybody with a moral compass would be behind Ukraine.

He's done nothing expectational, ever; and he definitely isn't going to shag you!

[Boiler]

Somebody stick that Kiwi Kunt on a flight to Rwanda.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Unpopular populist take from Dan there.

[Spoonman]

First they came for Jeremy Corbyn

[Youngian]

He's done nothing expectational, ever; and he definitely isn't going to shag you!

Andrew Bridgen is the only dignified Tory MP I’ve seen by pointing out that doing some things he should be doing doesn’t nearly balance the scales. The rest are gushing apologists for brilliant but flawed Boris. Absolute shower who still can’t read the room. Had the telly on all day to provide more time to despise them.

[Bones McCoy]

Johnson needs a reminder

[Bones McCoy]

Easiest game of "guess who" ever.