[Andy McDandy]

He'll send in Lindsey to get tough.

"Right, that's it! I'm warning you! One more republic and you'll be on your last warning!"

[mattomac]

I know it’s very easy and cheap but he could have at least combed his hair for todays announcements.

[Boiler]

Then it'll show up how much hair he's losing and the vanity in him won't allow that.

Seriously - next time he does PMQs turn the sound off, but look at the top of his head. You can clearly see the scalp beneath.

[Youngian]

Then it'll show up how much hair he's losing and the vanity in him won't allow that.

Johnson needs a nip and tuck now his face is telling him this PM malarkey isn’t the jolly wheeze he expected. Vlad will know a good surgeon.

[Tubby Isaacs]

He thought it was going to be like being Mayor of London, opening stuff and slagging opponents off via Andrew Gilligan.

He's had a pandemic and cleaning up his own Brexit shit.

[mattomac]

I think he had a transplant a while back but I did notice it showing again.

Anyhow anyone seen the montage…. Putin’s going be trembling at that.

[satnav]

From Sky News

"Of course we're going to take refugees."

Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the UK is "way out in front in our willingness to help refugees" and "will help people fleeing in fear of their lives".

Given that Poland has said it will take millions of Ukraine refugees this claim is clearly bollock. I've seen a couple of tweets tonight saying that Ukrainians trying to board the Euro Star to come to Britain have been stopped from boarding because they don't have visas.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I'm seeing that, too.

And how long does it take to apply for a fucking visa? Weeks?

[satnav]

With the British embassy closing in Kyiv getting a visa is going to be pretty difficult.

[Bones McCoy]

How long until Farage pops up with his "Stop in the first safe country" bollocks.

It didn't work for Otto Frank, and it's still bollocks now.

[davidjay]

From Sky News

"Of course we're going to take refugees."

Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the UK is "way out in front in our willingness to help refugees" and "will help people fleeing in fear of their lives".

Given that Poland has said it will take millions of Ukraine refugees this claim is clearly bollock. I've seen a couple of tweets tonight saying that Ukrainians trying to board the Euro Star to come to Britain have been stopped from boarding because they don't have visas.

Makes no odds - he's saying it so it will become established fact.

[Andy McDandy]

I'm reminded of a Craig Brown column in which he imagined Sharon Osborne at the side of a river, holding a life belt, and trying to decide which of 3 drowning people she should rescue. And spending so long talking about how inspirational they all were, and how it's such a tough choice, that all 3 drown.

[Youngian]

Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the UK is "way out in front in our willingness to help refugees"

Truths the first casualty of war but he lies like this in peace time. Sounds like Tory vote management; Bozo says something fluffy and liberal to please the WI while Patel and others indulge Kipper cunts.

[mattomac]

Classic Gaslighting

[davidjay]

Shit - the Russians have advanced to Brize Norton.

[Cyclist]

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[kreuzberger]

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Oh no it isn't

[satnav]

Apparently some plane spotter tracked the flight of the plane in the picture and reckons it basically circled Poland and came back again so not really sure what part it played in the war effort.

[Nigredo]

[Boiler]

Looks like Johnson, once again, having landed in the shit is likely to come out smelling of roses again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60642100

Even one of the prime minister's spikiest critics, the former Tory minister Rory Stewart, said through gritted teeth: "I think he's a terrible human being. I think he's a terrible prime minister but I think he's done OK on the Ukraine crisis."