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I keep hearing whispers that his lover is male - I was dismissing them as homophobic fantasy but that's an odd fit with some of the whisperers.

Hmm.

https://popbitch.com/2019/01/swing-vote/

Maybe he swings both ways?

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:46 pm With luck there'll be CCTV of him balls deep in a 12 year old choirboy.
While snorting up toot like a Henry vacuum.

Darren Grimes, going full soprano for want of his mam's lube?

Anyway, BH should be fun on Sunday morning, especially the squirmy sounds to accompany the newspaper review.

Oboogie wrote: ↑Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:51 pm Maybe he swings both ways?

Well he is a dick *and* a twat…

Michael Gove is Gordon Gopher with Murdoch’s hand up his arse. Might be an attractive asset for some.

Emeritus Professor of Government, so might have some useful sources. He can't confirm it's Gove, though that seems most likely.

Odd phrasing?

Old Jolyon does sometimes overegg stuff, but...

Any married person who has had an affair during the last 16 months will have potentially been in breech of various lockdown rules and regulations. Hancock was unlucky because his indiscretion was caught on camera.

The fact that Gove has announced that he is getting divorced it would suggest that he is aware that photographic evidence exists of him breaching social distancing rules. With Hancock resigning quickly after be found out it will be interesting to see if Gove clings onto his job if the papers go after him.

I'm interested only in who gets custody of Mussolini's collected works.

Does this mean he’s no longer the Dirty Digger’s man on the inside?

He hasn't gone yet.

Unless you mean.. no, that's just too awful to contemplate...

No Sunday breakfast splash so far?

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:43 pm No Sunday breakfast splash so far?

Mind bleach needed.

Has the government fed nice stories to a particular tabloid for tmrw? That might be an indication that this paper has a story on Gove...

Haven't they been splitting up for about 3 years?

It breaks my heart to see a couple so obviously well matched split up. If these two shit-stains on the collective trunks of humanity can't bond in their shared inhumanity and wallow in the shared bliss of callous, nasty, hypocritical bile, what hope is there for any of us?

Gove has scrapped EVEL, to his credit.

Going to be increasingly absurd if major devolution takes place to English regions. How could you not stop all those MPs voting too? Was a terrible idea anyway.