[Andy McDandy]

Why is it always MTF people?

Because it's bullying and controlling women.

[Nigredo]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ha ha ha ha. Don't they like aspiration?

[satnav]

On the BBC lunchtime politics show a Tory MP commenting on the porn story said he struggled to get a signal in the chamber. If this really is the case it would suggest that whoever was watching porn was using the House of Commons wifi system. So the taxpayer his subsidising this MP's porn fix.

[Andy McDandy]

More inadvertent Partridge there. "To get a good signal for watching porn, you need an account and a decoder, erm, so I'm told...".

[Boiler]

On the BBC lunchtime politics show a Tory MP commenting on the porn story said he struggled to get a signal in the chamber. If this really is the case it would suggest that whoever was watching porn was using the House of Commons wifi system. So the taxpayer his subsidising this MP's porn fix.

Could've been using 4G/5G? You see enough of them staring at their phones in PMQs though, so it can't be that bad.

[Oboogie]

No wifi problems for Johnson.

[Nigredo]

Ha ha ha ha. Don't they like aspiration?

Here's another gem from that tosspot:

[Boiler]

[Cyclist]

Another Tory MP displaying the high standards in personal life we've come to expect of Tories.

Tory MP Jamie Wallis has been charged with failing to stop and driving without due care and attention following a car crash in November last year, South Wales Police said.

The MP for Bridgend is due to appear before Cardiff Magistrates' Court on Tuesday 10 May.

https://news.sky.com/story/amp/jamie-wa ... h-12600682

The seven subsequent paragraphs have absolutely sod-all to do with the offences he's been charged with, unless you're dumb enough to believe being transsexual affects one's ability to obey the law.

[davidjay]

Freedom of speech, Tory-style.

[satnav]

The Tories have been very quiet about Croydon Catholic school that was forced to cancel a visit by a gay author Simon James Green's after the archdiocese banned the visit and sacked most of the schools governors.

[Boiler]

@satnav , no need for the URL tag in this instance and it's broken the link - any chance you could edit it, please?

[Watchman]

There’s the initial story on “Religious Nutters”

[Bones McCoy]

Lady Mone's PPE dealings now under investigation

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... helle-mone

[Youngian]

The porn minister is Neil Parish of Tiverton and Honiton in Devon. A majority so big, he’ll get re-elected.
Faster broadband has been a particular hobby horse

[Samanfur]

Retweeted by one of my local Labour councillors:

[Oboogie]

The porn minister is Neil Parish of Tiverton and Honiton in Devon. A majority so big, he’ll get re-elected.

Alternatively, it's such a safe seat that the Tories could put anyone up and win it, they don't need Wanker Parish.

[Watchman]

So it’s now Titterton and Hornyton……..I’ll get my own rubber boots, thank yo

[Oboogie]

I'll never eat clotted cream again.