[Youngian]

What a treat to end this freak show. Five minutes after closing time with an invisible sword

[Andy McDandy]

So, if people act as one and combine their efforts, that's how life gets better for everyone?

Got it.

[Watchman]

I may have mentioned “fight”, but I think I got away with it

[soulboy]

The cutaway to the audience was delightful. They didn't look much like fighters; more likely to tut, pen a green ink letter to the local paper, and grass people up to the council.

[Rosvanian]

Off the scale weirdness is what it is and I find it terrifying.

[kreuzberger]

It won't be long before an entire nation comes round to my view that that fat lass is fucking unhinged.

[Abernathy]

I f you stand up and fight, and thee person sat next to you stands up and fights too, do you have to fight with them?

Could get awkward, especially on an Easyjet flight down to Tenerife.

[Andy McDandy]

I looked at that crowd and thought "But who's going to bell the cat?".

[Youngian]

Pen’s sign off is that of a game show host. The context of the fight back is that Tory activists are victims who are trolled, get called scum and have graffiti daubed on party offices. Always claiming victimhood.

[Bones McCoy]

Long term decisions is the slogan.

The party has a year at best before being sent to live on a farm.

[Andy McDandy]

Long term decisions also means set no targets or metrics to measure progress. And don't let apparent failure actually mean failure.

See also: long term economic plan, big calls (getting right thereof).

[Tubby Isaacs]

Long term decisions also means set no targets or metrics to measure progress.

No budget either, by the look of it, seeing bits keep getting pulled out of it.

[Abernathy]

I’m getting a powerful sense that the whole of this abandoning HS2 mallarkey is about to unravel pretty shambolically and (for the Tories) catastrophically.

[Boiler]

From what I'm seeing on railway forums, it already is.

[Youngian]

Here’s Britain or England’s government in the 2040s

[Andy McDandy]

The one doing that thing with his hand can fuck off. So can front and centre Innsmouth boy. And little MiniGove. And the ginger tosser who I bet is called Ollie.

[RedSparrows]

It's the arrogance of youth, without the excuse the student Trot has of being absolutely appalled that the world they've grown into is so shit.

[Youngian]

They know who will best ensure their destiny isn’t disturbed by death duties, environmental obligations and pesky wealth taxes.

[Tubby Isaacs]

In which Richard Holden tries to make out that "the Leamside Line will be reopened" and "it may be one of the projects that gets taken forward by the regional mayor" is the same thing.

[Rosvanian]

Somehow I don't these fuckers will down the Jobcentre when they finish their PPE degrees in a year or two.