[Tubby Isaacs]

I reckon Mordaunt v Badenoch. Badenoch gives you the culture war and has had the plum Truss job where you negotiate fantastic trade deals (in the eyes of Tory members).

[Tubby Isaacs]

He'll be looking forward to this.

[Watchman]

Nicked from elsewhere...and its something that's been puzzling me.
Do we assume all 100k were granted asylum, because I haven't heard any boasting about flights to Rwanda

I noticed in PMQ this week that RS proudly claimed that they had processed over 100k asylum claims and had closed 50 hotels that were used to accommodate asylum seekers. If that is the case shouldn’t the daily hotel bill be a fraction of the £8 million per day that was the last figure I saw quoted? Also it would be interesting to know how many of the 100k were granted asylum and what happened to those who were denied.

[Andy McDandy]

I suspect those numbers were pulled out of his arse.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Strangely round numbers...

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Tubby Isaacs]

This'll fix it.

If only somebody had thought of getting MPs together and telling them to get their act together. And "message discipline"- as if we don't hear the same bollocks enough already.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I'd be surprised if this is how egghead techbro Rishi saw his future.

[Andy McDandy]

This'll fix it.

If only somebody had thought of getting MPs together and telling them to get their act together. And "message discipline"- as if we don't hear the same bollocks enough already.

Looks like the bastard love child of Nick Timothy and Bighead from Spiked. Or Garry Bushell on his way to a court appearance.

[Youngian]

I'd be surprised if this is how egghead techbro Rishi saw his future.

That’s excruciating. Like a UKIP reunion down Wetherspoons, Gary Gammon the know-it-all and nice but dim stock broker Posho Pete.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I see one of the zingers is "National anthem no longer played at Bristol University".

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Tell me Mr Sunak, when you bought your PPE degree (stop laughing at the back) did they play the national anthem?

Thought not...

[Tubby Isaacs]

Bought what? The MA?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

A cunt, today.

[mattomac]

It really is all they have, and people aren’t that interested.

[Youngian]

Kim Il Sunak. What an effin bellend

[Abernathy]

WTAF.? Presumably, he’s in one of those Range Rovers.

[kreuzberger]

A cunt, today.

How to wear a 2500 GBP suit and look like it is being paid up weekly from Kay's Catalogue.

What a human shambles.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Given up, preparing for opposition, part 94.

[Andy McDandy]

Gove, in his role as L'il Kimmy B's manager?