[Samanfur]

He has neither the warmth nor the depth.

[Spoonman]

Littlejohn thinks all was better in olden times, so perhaps you could get away with calling him a cunny.

He'll probably think you're calling him a rabbit.

Oddly enough, "cunny" is not a million miles off the pronunciation in Irish for rabbit - coinín.

https://www.teanglann.ie/en/fuaim/coin%C3%ADn

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -work.html

Get back to work you lazy bastards, says lazy bastard. Usual drill, think of the poor sandwich makers, employers should have the right to fire at will, why can't we be more American?

Then he praises his doctor for using physiotherapy to avoid him having an operation, before sneering at the NHS for using similarly preventative methods to try to reduce obesity. Apparently fat people who are poorer than him should be "shamed".

BTL commentators aren't buying into it at all.

[Bones McCoy]

There can be no more excuses for perpetuating the ‘working from home’ fantasy.
WFH was meant to be a temporary expedient, not a way of life.

Bloke who submits 2 articles on a good week from his expat hideout.

[Andy McDandy]

And all aimed at predominantly retired or unemployable people who are convinced that everyone else (and especially those younger than them) is a slacker.

[Youngian]

Our city centres are dying. The hospitality industry is on its knees. Small businesses such as sandwich bars, which rely on office trade, have gone bust. The commercial tax base, which pays for essential public services, is shrinking.

As a purveyor of sitcoms, LJ should know that homeworkers sit in cafes all day. Retail has always been in flux and this time its threatened by online commerce not a collapse of sandwich consumers. High street outlets will be even more attractive to homeworkers so they get out. And will choose different days to Saturday.

[Andy McDandy]

That must explain why when I was in Barrow and Kendal last week and the one before, all the pubs, restaurants and cafes were buzzing.

Sweaty bastards can't bully the office junior or perv over the ladies if we're WFH. Or spend lunch in the pub. That's all.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... s-did.html

Bureaucrats, technology and everything else he can think of is responsible for people being told to self-isolate. More lazy bastards stuff, basically, along with some guff about Carry On films.

[Youngian]

A couple of weeks ago, Nissan announced to great fanfare that it was investing £1 billion in a new battery gigafactory in Sunderland.

Backed by a reported grant of £100 million from the Government, this was hailed as a convincing vote of confidence in post-Brexit global Britain.

Deciding not to relocate a profitable factory is not a win. Although the subsidy would probably have been higher if we stayed in the EU as Nissan have cut production at Sunderland.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... -here.html

Still can't quite bring himself to directly attack his hero. Plenty of filler for the word count though, and some anti-trans crap.

[Cyclist]

Thankfully the MOD notwork isn't loading the linked page, so I have no idea which of Littlecock's heroes has fallen from grace. I imagine it's either Jack Regan, Jim Davidson, Alexander Boris de Pfuckwit Johnson or Jimmy Savile.

Incidentally, is Savile still dead? Without the welcome reminders from Littlecock it's easy to lose track.

[Youngian]

This the gist of it. Tories still riding high in the polls but it can’t last if a mug like LJ has noticed he’s not up to the job

Those of us who are eternally grateful to Boris for securing Brexit and seeing off the Corbyn menace take no pleasure in tipping a bucketload of warm ordure over him.

But our patience is wearing thin. Even his close colleagues have no idea what he's going to do next.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... panic.html

He's not happy. The government, the technology, the lazy bastards, they're all conspiring to keep everything locked down. No blame apportioned to the fucking disease though.

He spends a good while discussing one nosy reader who has produced evidence that people are taking the piss. One anecdotal account. Utter crap.

[Cyclist]

Utter crap.

This was all you needed to say, really.

[satnav]

I think a few of the people commenting on his article have hit the nail on the head when they point out that the main cause of panic buying and shortages are articles about panic buying and shortages.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... dence.html

Crap about the police, women, climate change, migration, his shit book, and anything else you care to mention.

[soulboy]

I'm not going to share any images (especially that one...) but I don't think Mr Scotch Egg is in any shape to point and laugh at a copper who is carrying a little extra cushioning.

[satnav]

Some convenient rewriting of history there by Littlejohn. His novel to 'Hell in a handcart' was written well after his own paper had published stories about adult asylum seekers claiming to be teenagers. So Littlejohn didn't make it up or predict it he merely wrote a book based on stereotypes perpetuated by his own paper.

[Youngian]

John Mortimer's daughter Emily now says she is planning to bring back his wonderful creation Horace Rumpole . . . as a woman.

Spare us.

What's the obsession with rewriting everything?

You tell us, Richard, you’ve been rewriting your articles for three decades, at least.

Fat policeman ha ha, he’s fat. Look he’s fat, a fat policeman…

[Bones McCoy]

I'm not going to share any images (especially that one...) but I don't think Mr Scotch Egg is in any shape to point and laugh at a copper who is carrying a little extra cushioning.

Plus, a bit of extra weight in useful in "real policing" ((TM) Littlejohn).

Look at Big Daddy, didn't shy away form a pie, but he could dish it out.
Even Giant Haystacks went down under a hail of atomic body-slams.
While all the little old grannies joined in the chant of "Easy Easy".