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Cunt roundup. First of all, people are attacking traffic wardens, hee hee, can't say I condone it, but I condone it:
No one can condone these vicious assaults on low-paid staff simply doing their job. But it's not difficult to understand the frustration which tipped some people over the edge and led them to resort to violence.
Besides, look at where these attacks are taking place! Bradford, Wolverhampton, Oldham, That London. Low paid council jobsworths (knowarramean?) versus White Van Men (his capitalisation).
The introduction of fiendishly complicated parking apps, which can only be accessed by smart phone, appears to have been designed deliberately to confuse and extract fines.
I've described before how replacing pay-and-display machines at my local parade with an app-based system, subject to the unreliability of the patchy mobile phone signal, tripled parking charges overnight
One, you don't have a patchy phone signal in fucking Enfield. Two, they're not that complicated. You've just got zero technical savvy and/or fat fingers.
Fortunately, physical attacks on traffic wardens while reprehensible are still few and far between. One would be too many. But I'm prepared to bet...
Hee hee, it's just like that
hilarious bit in Lock Stock... where Rob Brydon gets pulverised for no good reason!
Wardens are given no discretion and are incentivised to hand out as many fines as possible.
Zey are only obeying orders, but confrontations with furious White Van Men trying to make an honest living are a dead cert.
Fucking hell, who's writing this shit? The racist old lady from Alan Partridge?
Anyway, onto other matters:
A former police officer's daughter has been jailed for three years for posting explicit naked photos of her father's ex-mistress on a sex-for-sale website. One question: Where did she get them from?
Guess one would be his phone. Guess two would be another website. How the fuck do you manage to mail in your copy?
They said you were getting old if you'd never heard of Kurt Cobain when he died. And that was 30 years ago. Now I'm positively ancient, can someone tell me exactly who Liam Payne was?
Just fuck off, cunt. If you don't know who they are, why mention them? If you do and are just trying to get a rise out of those silly young people, you're still a cunt.
Pride Month. I don't want to ban it, but I've never understood why this self-indulgent circus has to last a whole month.
After all, we only have one Remembrance Day. And as for 'raising awareness', is there anybody unaware of the noisy LGBTQWERTY+ lobby? The love that dared not speak its name won't shut up these days.
Nor do I see why taxpayers should have to foot the bill.
1. Just one Remembrance Day, and a few weeks of performative bollocks running up to it.
2. Fucking hell, you know if you wait any more they'll make it compulsory?
3. According to your own article, "Public bodies, including the police and NHS, spaffed £650,000 of taxpayers' money" on Pride events. £650,000 over the whole country, over a month? And how much extra business was generated by all those events? How much healthcare spending was saved? How much goodwill generated? For about £21,000 a day across the whole country? Sounds like a fucking good deal to me. Just like it was all those years ago when English Democrats guy was taken apart over it.
Verdict: Cunt.
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