[Malcolm Armsteen]

[Abernathy]

I don't believe a single word of that massive pork pie about considering a military raid on the Netherlands. Total fantasy.

[Youngian]

What have these three people done wrong?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

They are pushing the Starmer 'benefits' story for all they're worth, and bigging up (and interviewing) Johnson.

[kreuzberger]

I don't believe a single word of that massive pork pie about considering a military raid on the Netherlands. Total fantasy.

Planning to go to Holland to steal drugs? Frankly, that has a ring of plausibility to it.

[Andy McDandy]

I think it happened, just in a lot shorter time frame than he indicates. Like moments.

"Say, chaps, what about sending the SAS into the Netherlands?"

"Prime Minister, that's batshit."

[satnav]

His claim that Buckingham Palace asked him to try and persuade Prince Harry not to leave Britain has been firmly denied by the palace. I'm sure that Kuenssburg will give him a good grilling about these various made up stories when she interviews him next week.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He's got a fluffing in the offing from Rigby as well...

[Youngian]

Perhaps the Queen advised him to attend a former KGB officer's party shortly after a Russian chemical attack on British soil. He won't be asked about that either.

[satnav]

His latest claim seems to be that he isn't sure that lockdowns work. The facts are that given that his government had failed to put plans in place for a pandemic there was no alternative to lockdowns. If the government had stockpiled PPE or created spare capacity in the NHS lockdowns may well have been avoidable or less severe.

[Crabcakes]

He should have called his book “exonerated: why I did nothing wrong”, but ironically that would require him to be honest about it’s intent.