[Tubby Isaacs]

[Samanfur]

[RedSparrows]

Worthy of a sterling biog no doubt

...

[AOB]

I would've thought Lord Ashcroft would have more pressing family matters to attend to at present. Still, I don't suppose you become a billionaire by doing what normal people do.

[davidjay]

I would've thought Lord Ashcroft would have more pressing family matters to attend to at present. Still, I don't suppose you become a billionaire by doing what normal people do.

There ain't nothing so pressing as the chance to earn a few bob.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Christ. Johnson doing something good.

[Youngian]

I would've thought Lord Ashcroft would have more pressing family matters to attend to at present. Still, I don't suppose you become a billionaire by doing what normal people do.

There ain't nothing so pressing as the chance to earn a few bob.

Some hack like Oakshott will be ghosting this hagiography. Probably not an earner but Ashcroft’s no longer in the loop so courtier flattery is needed.

[Bones McCoy]

Christ. Johnson doing something good.

And the gamonati are losing their shit on the facebooks.

Running red lights five abreast with no road tax.

[Boiler]

And the gamonati are losing their shit on the facebooks.

Running red lights five abreast with no road tax.

But but but... we haven't had a "road tax" since 1937. What about people who drive efficient motor vehicles (or cars over forty years old) who pay zero "road tax"? Roads are paid for primarily out of local taxation... but don't try to explain it to them, their brains will Fail To Proceed...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorin ... ed_Kingdom

[Bones McCoy]

And the gamonati are losing their shit on the facebooks.

Running red lights five abreast with no road tax.

But but but... we haven't had a "road tax" since 1937. What about people who drive efficient motor vehicles (or cars over forty years old) who pay zero "road tax"? Roads are paid for primarily out of local taxation... but don't try to explain it to them, their brains will Fail To Proceed...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorin ... ed_Kingdom

These days I just mention men in turbans on electric scooters.
Puts 'em right off the scent.

[Andy McDandy]

Have we had "modern day Dick Turpin" yet?

[Watchman]

.That's Littledick next column right there; the highway robbery of Mayor Khan's congestion charge

[Boiler]

Dead Cat incoming!

Johnson's inseminated Carrie again https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58042146

[kreuzberger]

Oops, I think that I might have just duplicated that thought on the Gav thread. But, with a smattering of Latin for good measure, obviously.

[Watchman]

At least this time she’s a married mother living off the taxpayer, as opposed to a single one

[kreuzberger]

At least this time she’s a married mother living off the taxpayer, as opposed to a single one

Still in social housing, mind.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I wonder which Tory donor will be funding this one?

[Bones McCoy]

Dead Cat incoming!

Johnson's inseminated Carrie again https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58042146

Multiplying exponentially.

[mattomac]

What was the story about his rutting misbehaving dog?

Interesting thing about the police memorial umbrella “stunt”

BBC in their main news didn’t cover it, in fact he didn’t even appear in the video footage

[Spoonman]

Wasn't it reported a few weeks ago that Johnson was struggling to live on a PM's salary? If so, why bring into he world yet another mouth to feed?