[Abernathy]

The last time Farage made me as angry and ashamed as this was when he and his band of fellow cunts turned their backs in the EU parliament at the playing of the EU anthem (the uplifting “Ode to Joy” by Beethoven).

If the cunt were in the crosshairs of the sights on a high powered rifle that I happened to be holding I’d be sorely tempted to pull the trigger. I wouldn’t, of course.

[Youngian]

when he and his band of fellow cunts turned their backs in the EU parliament at the playing of the EU anthem (the uplifting “Ode to Joy” by Beethoven).

A youth orchestra having their big day attended by proud parents.
What’s he done now? I’ll have a look.

[Youngian]

A pop at Bercow, standard boorish low rent stuff from Farage.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He's a cunt.

[satnav]

I think Farage and the other Reform MP's will behave like the rent-a-quote Tories of the past. They were rarely turn up for debates but when they turn up they will say or do something outrageous just so their constituents know that they have actually turned up for work. Farage, Tice and Anderson will all return to moonlighting as TV presenters.

[Bones McCoy]

[Philip Marlow]

Y’know, my line about the UK’s political and media scene being vastly improved by a single, targeted drone strike on the Spectator summer garden party used to be a joke.

[Youngian]

Not a party, mate and you’re not a director.

[Dalem Lake]

Poor Habib, nothing more than a useful idiot to the likes of Farage. I'm gonna break out the violin for him.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Surprised Habib stuck with Wellingborough. Rupert Lowe got hammered in the by-election and didn't give Kingswood a second thought (though it was abolished, he could easily have stuck with the town of Kingswood in the new Bristol NE constituency). Rupert is now an MP.

I don't know if Habib could have had South Basildon and East Thurrock. Otherwise, not sure what the most winnable seat was. Labour did pretty well in seats where Reform were trying to take them out. See South Yorkshire.

[Youngian]

Six seats with a swing under 4% on Reform’s target list.
https://www.electionpolling.co.uk/battl ... /reform-uk

[Abernathy]

Poor Habib, nothing more than a useful idiot to the likes of Farage. I'm gonna break out the violin for him.

Nah. Habib is every bit as nassive a cunt as Tice and Farage. Zero sympathy.

[Andy McDandy]

Nassive - (adj) hugely unpleasant, portmanteau of nasty and massive. I like it.

[Bones McCoy]

Poor Habib, nothing more than a useful idiot to the likes of Farage. I'm gonna break out the violin for him.

Nah. Habib is every bit as nassive a cunt as Tice and Farage. Zero sympathy.

Proving again that tokens get spend first.

[Youngian]

Reformers showing their true colours, white and more white

[Andy McDandy]

Among the many problems with their "Reservoir Dogs" stunt, they all wanted to be Mr White, nobody wanted to be Mr Brown, and none of them were nice guys.

[Killer Whale]

Fuck. Those Welsh Reform activists I met last week are going to be a bit upset.

[Youngian]

Apparently their new star turn made a fat donation. And he’s one of them so we don’t need two of them.

[Watchman]

I didn't realise that Reform were the official opposition. Shadow Cabinet, ha ha.

Nobody "shadowing" the Chancellor. Ann Widdecombe gets to shadow the Home Office from 2007, before it was split up into 2 manageable departments. But Cabinet post for Fisheries alone. Is Rupert Lowe a hobbyist farmer by some chance?

Any of these still in a job

[Youngian]

Rupert Lowe’s the MP for Great Yarmouth. David Bull came third in Suffolk West due to having a Tory just as repellent as Reform, Nick Timothy.