[Bones McCoy]

Maybe. But the thing about dropping a fresh turd in a lake is that it’d hardly get noticed, unless the protester deliberately had a humungous egg, cabbage, prawn and bean vindaloo the night before in order to be able to produce a turd of sufficient magnitude. Otherwise, you could crap in the lake, but you’d need to tell people what you’d done, or it’d get missed. And if you need to that, you might as well just lie about crapping in the lake instead of actually having to do it.

There is a video online.
It would be irresponsible if I were to share it.
Not to mention puerile.

https://x.com/search?q=shit%20in%20lake&src=typed_query

[Watchman]

If this gambling business becomes a criminal case, is Tetchy verging into perverting the course of justice territory with his refusal to come clean

[slilley]

If this gambling business becomes a criminal case, is Tetchy verging into perverting the course of justice territory with his refusal to come clean

It is one thing not to say if he did in a media interview, but the Police would need to look at what he did if anything to cover up people finding out he had told person X or Y the date in advance. Then you would be going down that road of perverting the course of justice.

[satnav]

Rishi seems to have shot himself in the foot again when he put out a Tweet which said 'You name it Labour will tax it' Lots of people have replied with 'Your wife'.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Indeed.

Also completely dishonest, because the Tories are going to come 3rd in lots of seats (and quite likely 4th in South Wales). If you really care about stopping a supermajority, you don't get to tell people they should vote or the 3rd or 4th place party.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Majority of 11,000. I would think this one has gone, but it might not be.

The MP is the sane Caroline Nokes, Not for the first time, I wonder if the madder ones have told him to keep away.

Rishi Sunak’s parents and his wife, Akshata Murty, joined him for the final stump speech of the election campaign, reports the PA news agency.

The prime minister stood for a photo with his family after giving a speech at Romsey Rugby Club, north of Southampton where he grew up.

[Nigredo]

The Sun has backed Labour, it's all over for No Dishy Rishi

[soulboy]

Siri, show me a goal hanger

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He's done his dissolution honours list.

He's only put Fuckface Grayling in the Lords...

along with

Sir Graham Brady, former chairman of the 1922 committee
Chris Grayling, former transport secretary
Dame Eleanor Laing, deputy speaker of Commons
Craig Mackinley
Theresa May
Alok Sharma

Starmer has nominated Margaret Beckett, John Cryer, Harriet Harman, Margaret Hodge, Kevan Jones, Barbara Keeley, John Spellar and Rosie Winterton

...

[Crabcakes]

Grayling will never find the door, so that’s one less Tory lord

[Bones McCoy]

Fuck those guys.

[Abernathy]

Let me just say : Fuck you, Sunak. you privileged and entitled little jug-eared cunt.

You can shove your fucking “supermajority” right up your manky arsehole.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Alongside the pineapple.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Where will they go: and likelihood of result

Bim Afilomi - Loss (Labour) 99%
Victoria Atkins - too close to call (Labour 28% chance)
Steve Baker Loss (Labour) 99%
Steve Barclay - Loss (Lib Dem) 99%
Ben Bradley - Loss (Lib Dem) 99%
Sweller Braverman - Hold
Conor Burns - Probable Loss (Labour 91%)
Miriam Coates - Probable Loss (Labour 98%)
Christopher Chope - Probable hold
Brendan Clarke Smith - Possible Loss (Reform 56%)
James Cleverly - Probable Hold (Conservative 89%)
Therese Coffey - Probable Hold (Conservative 80%)
Claire Coutinho - Too close to call
David Davis - Likely hold (89%)
Iain Dunkin' Smith - Labour gain (99%)
Liam Fox - posible loss (50-50)
Jeremy Hunt - possible Lib Dem gain (89%)
Andrea Jenkyn - Labour gain (99%)

More later

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Sunderland Central
Labour 16852 (no change)
Reform 10779 (+15%)
Green -
Lib Dem 3602 (+2.1%)
Conswervative 5731 (-21%)

[AOB]

Rishi Sunak boasted of taking money from “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns

I'd forgotten that. It was only two years ago, too. I just happened on it when I was looking up how much the Elizabeth line on the London Underground cost. Not having been on it but seeing it on various TV programmes the juxtaposition between that and anything else on the transport network outside London is crazy. Maybe Londoners are used to it, and the Elizabeth line doesn't look as futuristic and fancy to them. And maybe for someone like me it's like showing a mobile phone to an Amazonian tribe member. We're used to it but it would blow their mind. It does feel like most of the UK are an overlooked sibling who gets hand me downs and charity shop stuff for their birthday while parents lavish the popular big brother with a Lamborghini, Gucci clobber and dinner out at a Michelin for theirs.