[Youngian]

Harsh but fair

[Tubby Isaacs]

Heavyweight American legal scholar speaks.

[RedSparrows]

Shameless chancer. Both of them.

[Watchman]

Only I know how he’s suffered

[Crabcakes]

Heavyweight American legal scholar speaks.

Something about awful people with fucking stupid hair being held to account for their shitty behaviour really seems to rub him up the wrong way. Can’t think what it could be…

[Samanfur]

I still want to know if Fred Trump and Charlotte Fawcett were ever in the same location sixty years ago.

[Oboogie]

I still want to know if Fred Trump and Charlotte Fawcett were ever in the same location sixty years ago.

Well we do know they were both in NYC in 1964, though I understand it's quite a big town, so it's not much of a smoking gun. But it'll do.

[Youngian]

Johnson is happy to invoke Trump comparisons as the Donald stands his ground all guns blazing. It will help people forget that good ol’ Boris is a spineless worm who deserts his post.

[Youngian]

Fucking state of him
https://x.com/mrjamesob/status/1802812988749210019?s=46

[Malcolm Armsteen]

More

https://www.thepoke.com/2024/06/18/bori ... candidate/

[Abernathy]

Heh heh. Gandalf's pubes.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Despite what was said yesterday, Bozo isn’t going to campaign for Rishi after all. He’s going on holiday again instead.

[Andy McDandy]

Sardinia South, a key bellwether marginal.

[Crabcakes]

He looks like he's auditioning for the lead in another Worzel Gummidge reboot, but this time it's set on a pig farm and the titular character is constructed entirely from rancid, sweating ham hocks.

[Watchman]

I told you never to mention pigs in front of the Foreign Secretary

[Crabcakes]

With apologies for the Torygraph link, just look at the absurd ‘trailer’ for Johnson’s in-office memoir launch (and I use the word memoir in its loosest possible terms given it’s going to be a cover-to-cover pity and blame fest where nothing was his doing and it was always someone else’s fault).

Who are they trying to kid with the moody black and white lighting? He’s an increasingly rotund, red-faced bin bag of leftover cheesecake topped off with a poorly trimmed dead spider plant, not James fucking Bond.

I hope the lawyers on the book loathe him as much as the rest of us and let a whole host of things he can be sued inside out for through.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... announced/

[Youngian]

and I use the word memoir in its loosest possible terms given it’s going to be a cover-to-cover pity and blame fest where nothing was his doing and it was always someone else’s fault

With a reciting of his tired lame jokes (“it was then I told Corbyn he was Caracas”) and a splash of history replacement therapy (Starmer was on the ropes again at PMQs).

[satnav]

More loony toons nonsense for Johnson fan girl Nadine Dorries.

The inside story of how Sue Gray, the woman who now runs Labour, took down the Tory Big Beast Starmer feared the most

Firstly it wasn't Sue Gray who forced Johnson to attend numerous social gathering, secondly Gray's report went fairly easy on Johnson, she could have published the 300 or so photographs which would have been damaging to Johnson. Thirdly it was his own MPs who dumped him mainly because of his poor handling of the Chris Pincher affair. But Nadine never lets the facts get in the way of one of her fairy tales.

[Andy McDandy]

Sue
Grey
Was
Appointed
By
Fucking
Johnson

[satnav]

Nadine was also predicting earlier that Sunak will stepdown in the next week so that Cameron can takeover in the last few days of the election. I think Nadine has been doing quite a bit of drinking today.