[Malcolm Armsteen]

I'm just waiting for the opportunity to spit on George Osborne's grave.

[Abernathy]

Bill Cash has ever been totally and utterly deluded. That article puts the tin lid on a career of hatred filled idiocy. Thank Dawkins that he is no longer going to be in parliament.

[Andy McDandy]

If everything is so great, how come everything's so shit?

Answer that one, Bill (Cash).

[Youngian]

Like an older David Davis or Rees-Mogg, Bill Cash speaks ill informed nonsense with total confidence. He’s made a career as a sort of saloon bar lawyer talking legal and constitutional gobbledygook. He’s probably Freeman of the Land.

[Crabcakes]

Bill “melting waxwork of an elderly Roger Moore” Cash is right - it was better under the conservatives. But only in the very specific context of “better” that the conservative government of Major from the 1990s was - while still terrible - an order of magnitude less terrible than the current lot.

No so much a low bar to clear as the bar has been placed in a pit and a travelator built over the top of it.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Marco Longhi is a charmer. KUMAR eh?

[Abernathy]

Longhi is a grade one shit. He has, however, been able to ingratiate himself with some voters by jumping onto the bandwagon of outrage that was provoked by the scoundrels who torched, then completely demolished the unique and historic Crooked House pub. The pub was, admittedly, within his constituency, but that said, in supporting the campaign to get The Crooked House re-built, he was really only doing the very bare minimum of what you’d expect any constituency MP to do - while of course also being careful to ensure that his name was suitably prominent in associated media coverage.

Mind you, that didn’t save Andy Street. So it’s goodnight and fuck off, Longhi, you prick.

[Youngian]

Has Dudley an Albanian community? ‘Don’t trust this fascist wop,’ Kumar responded.

[davidjay]

Has Dudley an Albanian community? ‘Don’t trust this fascist wop,’ Kumar responded.

Not so's you'd notice.

[Bones McCoy]

EEs just'a da biszzniss.

The MP added.

[Bones McCoy]

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Irony is dead.

[Youngian]

Karen B’Stard

[Bones McCoy]

Karen B’Stard

And her magic sword - coming to a Viz near you.
On July 5th, or soon after.

[Watchman]

Makes the confected froth over Angela's domestic arrangements a bit light

https://www.theguardian.com/business/ar ... age-claims

[Bones McCoy]

Tory bets never lose.

[Bones McCoy]

[satnav]

Apparently there was a spike in betting with £8000 being bet on one particularly day.

[Abernathy]

I recall that I was wondering aloud, a few months ago on this here forum, about whether it was possible to have a bet on the date of the election. We had a brief discussion which I think concluded that there weren’t any bookies offering odds on any specific dates, but it would appear that it was actually possible - at any rate for Tories with insider knowledge.

Mind you, if I could have done it, I probably wouldn’t have gone for 4 July.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Apparently there was a spike in betting with £8000 being bet on one particularly day.

This stuff is incredible. It's like a cricket captain tellling his team when he's going to declare, and them all piling a bet on. That would likely get them all fined and banned.