[mattomac]

Labour probably Bristol central or maybe one of the Birmingham ones.

Though Labour May head that off.

[Oboogie]

They're in such deep shit now that probably the only one who would be a shock is Sunak.

I note that Sunak was canvassing in his own constituency on Saturday, that's not normal for a PM, is he worried (25% are dependent on Catterick for their livelihood) or was he just hiding somewhere safe?

[Crabcakes]

I’m going to go for a different approach - the “Portillo” moment this time, if it happens, won’t be one person. It will be at a certain point in the night as the results come in, and it is clear that this isn’t just ‘bad results’ but that this is the effective end of the Conservative Party. You can’t hide behind spin or ‘I don’t recognise that description’ or promises to ‘learn’ from the message the electorate has sent you when the message is simply fuck off and die.

It’ll be the point of no return. When so many seats have been lost, all that remains are maniacs like Braverman, and the recognition on the faces of people like Brady, Frost, Mogg, Truss etc. cannot be disguised. No more big beasts, no more even bigger fish in a smaller pond - there is no pond. There is no deal to be done, no influence, no blocking legislation you don’t like.

They will finally, finally have irrefutable proof that they are all held responsible by the public, that most people no longer believe them, and not only that - that with Labour in power they will *be* held responsible in the legal sense. There will be empowered public inquiries, and investigations, and consequences.

That’s going to be the moment. Not when someone’s personal game is obviously up. But when they realise the *entire* game is up.

[Andy McDandy]

I think you might be right. I'll be looking for the first Andrea Jenkyns* moment.

*A losing Tory candidate flicks the Vs and storms out with a "fuck you all anyway".

[Killer Whale]

Bit niche, and I've got a feeling that he's too safe, but I'd loove it, loove it, if gurning imbecile Craig Williams was to be shown the door in Maldwyn and Glyndŵr.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

We won't have a Portaloo Moment here as our MP, the inane, childish and incompetent Elliot Colburn has a majority of c300, and is destined to sink without a trace to the Lib Dem.

[Abernathy]

I’m going to go for a different approach - the “Portillo” moment this time, if it happens, won’t be one person. It will be at a certain point in the night as the results come in, and it is clear that this isn’t just ‘bad results’ but that this is the effective end of the Conservative Party. You can’t hide behind spin or ‘I don’t recognise that description’ or promises to ‘learn’ from the message the electorate has sent you when the message is simply fuck off and die.

It’ll be the point of no return. When so many seats have been lost, all that remains are maniacs like Braverman, and the recognition on the faces of people like Brady, Frost, Mogg, Truss etc. cannot be disguised. No more big beasts, no more even bigger fish in a smaller pond - there is no pond. There is no deal to be done, no influence, no blocking legislation you don’t like.

They will finally, finally have irrefutable proof that they are all held responsible by the public, that most people no longer believe them, and not only that - that with Labour in power they will *be* held responsible in the legal sense. There will be empowered public inquiries, and investigations, and consequences.

That’s going to be the moment. Not when someone’s personal game is obviously up. But when they realise the *entire* game is up.

Aye aye aye. Exactly this. This is going to be the punishment election. When this bunch of absolute cunts pays the price for what they have put the country through over the last 14 years - all of it - fucking all of it - driven by ideological right wing dogma - from “austerity” to fucking Brexit - , avarice, and rank incompetence.

The extinction of the Conservative Party cannot come soon enough for me.

[davidjay]

What makes it all the sweeter is that I'm not seeing any great love for either Starmer or Labour. This isn't 1997 with a brand new vision, a charismatic leader and slick marketing, it's pure hatred for these bastards and how they've ruined the country.

[Watchman]

I’m adding Jenrick to my wishlist

[Killer Whale]

Bit niche, and I've got a feeling that he's too safe, but I'd loove it, loove it, if gurning imbecile Craig Williams was to be shown the door in Maldwyn and Glyndŵr.

I rest my case.

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[Youngian]

Bit niche, and I've got a feeling that he's too safe, but I'd loove it, loove it, if gurning imbecile Craig Williams was to be shown the door in Maldwyn and Glyndŵr.

I rest my case.
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He should keep his sexual peccadilloes private.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Bit niche, and I've got a feeling that he's too safe, but I'd loove it, loove it, if gurning imbecile Craig Williams was to be shown the door in Maldwyn and Glyndŵr.

I didn't know the constituency had changed under the boundaries review.

Is the bit of Clwyd South that's been transferred likely to help Williams keep his seat?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Simon Clarke ought to lose his seat. That would be nice.

Of the longer shots, Therese Coffey. I get the feeling that shitty rivers has cut through.

[Andy McDandy]

Coffey's definitely going to be a fuck you and goodnight.

[Youngian]

Taking Beaconsfield is highly implausible although its probably economically conservative but doesn’t do Brexit and culture war crap like their crank MP.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I'd say the Lib Dems are the likely challengers in Beaconsfield- they gave a free run to Dominic Grieve last time, and would have probably got most of his votes if he hadn't run. It's a madly expensive area, even by South East standards, so probably not too many left-leaners who moved there to avoid London prices. Ed Davey's opposition to VAT on school fees may help him there too.

[Watchman]

Bit niche, and I've got a feeling that he's too safe, but I'd loove it, loove it, if gurning imbecile Craig Williams was to be shown the door in Maldwyn and Glyndŵr.

I rest my case.
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MGGA Make Gimps Great Again

[Tubby Isaacs]

Have we had Richard Holden yet? Being dumped on the constituency by CCHQ (ie himself) isn't particularly endearing, but I wonder how many people voting will even have heard of the controversy. Perhaps Labour and Reform will tell them.

[Killer Whale]

I didn't know the constituency had changed under the boundaries review.

Is the bit of Clwyd South that's been transferred likely to help Williams keep his seat?

It's a bit out of my hood, as it were, but I know that both Plaid (it's the bit of the borderland where the language comes closest and even crosses) and Labour (some of it is distinctly post-industrial) think they can pick up votes in the new areas.

[davidjay]

There might be bigger shocks, there might be bigger majorities overturned. There might even be bigger names. But the night these corrupt, thieving, lying bastards finally get their comeuppance couldn't possibly be better summed up than if Rees Mogg realises that actions have consequences.