[Tubby Isaacs]

Well, I'm sure this will swing it. Farage just has to say "they could have done if before if they were serious".

[Youngian]

The Tory Chairman is still looking for seat.

Richard Holden is so out of the loop, the insider gossip he passes on to his partner Kate Ferguson (Sun’s deputy political editor) is usually wrong.

[Abernathy]

Fuck. a. Duck. There should be laws against this.

[Bones McCoy]

See that flag's flying upside down.

A distress symbol if flown on a ship.
Lese Majeste (Tr. "F*** the king"), on land.
I don't see no boat!


Epic fail for the flagshaggers party, stooping to the level of "Patriots" like Fox and Golding.
Or maybe a nod to the Three percenters in the USA who now go in for inverting Old Glory whenever they need a piss.

https://projectbritain.com/geography/unionjack7.html

To deliberately fly the flag upside down is a signal indicating a situation of 'DISTRESS'. It is also "lese Majeste" (which means: insulting the Crown), and is theoretically still a crime in the UK and its commonwealth!

[Andy McDandy]

Fuck a duck but that's bad. So much to unpack.

One thing for starters though: don't end on your very wordy and clumsy, multiple clauses word salad slogan, then contrast with the short and pithy summary of the opposition's offer.

[Tubby Isaacs]

They tried this stuff against Blair, and it didn't work. Here's Tom Tugendhat with "I love 1988". Not that I rate Murray, and hope that he's replaced when Labour has some more Scottish MPs, but I didn't know the Secretary of State for Scotland set policy on nuclear weapons, I must say.

I think 1989 is when Kinnock ditched the unilateralism policy.

[Bones McCoy]

Psst! Wanna see some mental shit?

(Check out the comments)

https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/wha ... -part-two/

[Bones McCoy]

Same Site.

Libdems is da Satanists.

https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/sat ... -the-rite/

Will any religious movement be tolerated by the Liberal Democrats?

At our recent Spring Conference in York we agreed that the party was at the crossroads and we should adopt Satanism as our official religion.

Does that mean that every party member should sell their soul to the Devil?

At York this question was hotly debated. By a narrow margin Conference decided that, for now, only Members of Parliament and prospective Parliamentary candidates should be required to do so.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ha ha ha ha.

[Youngian]

Is this the Sun marking the centenary commemoration of the Zinoviev Letter?

[Tubby Isaacs]

I actually didn't notice there was an article attatched. I'm amazed Kate Ferguson didn't tell James Daly to fuck off, even with her connections.

[Youngian]

I’m not, Kate ironically is a Tory version of a North Korean newsreader.

[Andy McDandy]

What a contrast! According to some, he's a red tory Quisling traitor with genocidal designs on someone or other. And according to her, he's Kier Jong Un.

Does anyone sane buy this crap?

[Oboogie]

What a contrast! According to some, he's a red tory Quisling traitor with genocidal designs on someone or other. And according to her, he's Kier Jong Un.

Does anyone sane buy this crap?

That's nothing, Starmer's also the only Antisemite in Mossad.

[Youngian]

‘Links with the security services,’ was a serious line of attack from Corbynbots. I should bloody hope so, he was DPP.

[Abernathy]

One of O’Brien’s listeners sent him an email this moring : “So, ir’s going to cost me 2,000 quid to get rid of the Tories ? Where do I send my cheque ? “

Raised a nice chuckle, it did.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This doesn't look good. I suppose they have to take a view on whether he's fit enough to be an MP, but even so.

[Youngian]

This doesn't look good. I suppose they have to take a view on whether he's fit enough to be an MP, but even so.

Warm condolences from SNP MPs, ‘sorry to hear your party are such cunts, mate.’

[Bones McCoy]

[Spoonman]

Didn't even know he was a Tory member...