[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... dards.html

Gaza and the deaths of aid workers. Without getting too deep into it, he's of the opinion that the IDF can do whatever it wants, and rightly so.

Cunt.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... abour.html

Double dose today. First, Angela Rayner's house. Apparently she's been seen talking to Peter Mandelson, so that's a handy few hundred words taken up with a brief trawl through his back catalogue. Anyway, whaddaya know, Dickie's decided that this is proof that Labour are just as bad as the Tories and at least the Tories don't bang on about standards and well, yes, everything we predicted.

I remember the Mail editorial raging against HIPs, on the grounds that it was reasonable for "sharp practice" in house sales. Now Dickie's demanding Rayner is arrested. Cunt.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/ ... llion.html

Why don't lefty protesters get sent to prison? They'd be doing time if they were a drunk Millwall supporter etc. He does touch on fact a couple of times - prisons are overflowing, but he doesn't use that for anything except the set-up for a shit Kray twins 'joke' (which relies on a familiarity with the mythology that has grown up around them).

Meanwhile, sexual humiliation and potential disease in hazing rituals for soldiers warrants a titter about fixing bayonets because hur hur cocks. Someone owns a couple of Rheas, and has given them punny names. This is apparently unmakeupable, although it clearly is, and fucking obvious too (look, Dickie, they were given those names by their owners). Then some more laughing at willies and something about weird food that he won't eat.

Cunt.

[davidjay]

Lefty (although JSO clearly aren’t) protesters are getting jailed every week. They might be attention-seekers but there's no doubting their sincerity.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... omers.html

Housing crisis? All the fault of the immigrants. In fact, everything is. Them or Labour. Or those young people you get these days, with their phones and avocados.

In other news, some guff about fancy dress, some "situation in real life vaguely resembles something I once saw in a sitcom" crap, and some "I've got friends, actually" shit about a doorman at a restaurant in the middle of Mayfair. Man of the people there.

Cunt.

[Watchman]

I see his latest brain fart was not behind the paywall

[Yug]

Andy, this is all you needed to say.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... omers.html


some guff

Cunt.

There's not much else to be said about Dickie's literary masterpieces really.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... EWISH.html

Remember when black people could be arrested for driving a nice car? Wasn't it awful? Just like nowadays you can be arrested for walking while Jewish. Why aren't the coppers breaking some of the brown heads open? That'll learn 'em. Bloody cops these days, they'll happily cosy up to anyone protesting - hippies, eco-nuts, and....er....people protesting the disparity in policing white and black people.

This hasn't happened by accident. It's deliberate policy. The senior ranks have been colonised by woke-washed disciples of the Left-wing freemasonry Common Purpose, just like the rest of the British Establishment.

As a consequence of the Blair revolution, the police see their job as protecting the mob's right to protest, no matter how obnoxious or threatening — and to hell with the inconvenience it causes the law-abiding majority of the paying public.

Whatever the complexities of this case, Littlejohn is a cunt and can fuck off.

[Youngian]

The senior ranks have been colonised by woke-washed disciples of the Left-wing freemasonry Common Purpose, just like the rest of the British Establishment.

Doesn’t sound like the mindset of someone equipped to root out antisemitic conspiracism.

A similar story emerged a few years back in which a Rastafarian was detained at Gatwick and refused a flight to Ethiopia for allegedly wearing a Bin Laden t-shirt with the word jihad written on it. The word was jah and the man on his t-shirt was Haile Selassie. Ignorant officials are drawn from the ranks of an ignorant society in which people like Littlejohn sell newspapers.

[davidjay]

Common Purpose is sooo 2010s. It's the WEF now.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -days.html

Dickie's been watching a Ricky Gervais thing recently. What's wrong with insults, sticks and stones, all the usual crap.

He takes inspiration from the case of someone sacked and claiming ageism (although he quickly admits it was refusal to follow safety procedures and potentially placing people in harm's way). Cue a load of the usual pish about Americanisms and why don't they call it a personhole and oh just fuck off.

Then some shit about Nicola Sturgeon, some shit about llamas, and some shit about Tory MPs in sex scandals. Just shit, really.

One nice comment, among the usual "...and you can't sing Baa Baa Black Sheep any more..." shit:

It always makes me laugh about older generations (my generation) saying how everyone is offended these days. As someone growing up in the 60s and 70s , censorship was huge. Content wouldn't even get near viewing if it failed rules. Think of numerous banned pop songs, Elvis performances , the scandal of chat show interviews with drunken celebs saying the wrong thing , American movies with bleeped out or dubbed words, the shock of an advert for period products , the prohibition of unmarried couples on game shows, spitting image mocking the queen mum.
Whatever are we are , we will remember being teens and having older people outraged out our life, music, clothes , hair, values. People have always been offended, but today …..less so

[Killer Whale]

Yehbbut in those days we were offended by the right things to be offended by, innit?

[Andy McDandy]

They say there was rampant censorship everywhere. We call it a gentler, more innocent era.

[Watchman]

And you were allowed to be offended by a black family moving in next door

[Rosvanian]

So here we have a decrepit, jaded, cynical, bone idle tabloid hack whinging about people taking offence at stuff when his whole schtick for the past however many years has been to rant about stuff he finds offensive.

In the increasingly crowded market of snivelling, cowardly, right -wing skid marks stinking up the media, Littlejohn remains one of the biggest cunts of them all.

[Andy McDandy]

Also, there's a world of difference between a playful riff on his surname ("Where's Robin Hood?" etc) and having someone snarling "You fucking [epithet]" while kicking the shit out of you.

[MisterMuncher]

It's Christmas time, and they've censored the Pogues again. No, not that time when Birmingham Six/Streets Of Sorrow off the air mid song and then forbade it being broadcast in any form for twenty years. That one word in another song that the band themselves changed.

[Andy McDandy]

Double cunting today - bloody asylum seekers and bloody Ireland. Apparently the Irish are getting ideas and need putting in their place. They're all IRA anyway, so who cares?

Well, he starts by claiming that Varadkar was on the verge of reigniting the Troubles:

His menacing message was blatant. No one should be in any doubt that if Britain insisted on Northern Ireland remaining a fully-integrated part of the United Kingdom, the men in balaclavas would be back in business.

Lenny was reinforcing the EU demand that Northern Ireland must remain part of the single market and customs union. The alternative would be blood on the streets. As a piece of political rhetoric, it was straight out of the Gerry Adams 'they haven't gone away, you know' songbook, a reference to the continued presence of the IRA in the wake of the Long Good Friday peace agreement.

Nice little Province you've got here. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it.

Not that anyone in the British Government was seeking to erect barriers between the Republic and the South.

OK, first of all, he wasn't surreptitiously giving orders to the provos. Second, not wanting people to die is actually quite a reasonable thing. Third, the border was an issue - it had to be somewhere, and wherever it was, some people were going to be upset. Anyway, onto refugees. Ireland wants to deport refugees crossing from the north to the south, back to the UK.

As soon as the new law is in place, Dublin plans to start shipping asylum seekers back to Northern Ireland. This is despite the fact that the Irish courts have ruled recently that the UK is not a 'safe country' because of, er, the Rwanda deportation scheme.

You couldn't make it up.

Well, they did. And it's about as stupid as saying Rwanda is safe, because you just want it to be.

There have been widespread protests outside Irish hotels commandeered for migrant accommodation, and arson attacks on asylum centres.

Just fuck off, you victim-blaming cunt.

Why not round up all those migrants landing in Kent and fly them to Belfast, where they can be put on a bus and be given a one-way ticket to Dublin. It would be much cheaper and less problematic. And since they were only being sent to another part of the UK, it would be perfectly legal.

Has he just suggested that Ireland is still part of the UK?

Cuntus maximus.

[Watchman]

And then when the Republic puts up a hard border, what then?

[soulboy]

Top rated comment.

Mother Of Yorkies 2, presumably a second alias after the first account posted something that even the Mail couldn't allow to stand without getting out the banning stick, and 777 others have shown themselves to be thicker than a whale omelette.

MotherofYorkies2
Fife, United Kingdom
9 hours ago
Why not have ships that are lying in wait to take them to Rawanda.

Anyone pick up on the beach, could be shipped straight back out.

Basics meals on board and a sleeping bag until they reach their destination.

Presumably Rawanda is a coastal location, unlike landlocked Rwanda.

[Spoonman]

Anyone whom suggests that the leader of Fine Gael is able to have a word with the Provos in order to "cause trouble" has forfeited their right to claim to know even the basics of Irish politics. Then again, that's Littlejohn spouting off anti-Irish "'dem Paddys are all the same" bollocks to fellow bigots. However, he shouldn't be quick try and cheerlead those in the Republic that have been committing arson in the name of anti-refugee sentiment - those eejits would only be too glad to kick Tinydick's head in while they're at it.