[kreuzberger]

The courts are not Ofcom, thankfully.

[Yug]

Jeremy may well not believe that rubbish, but because of the company he insists on keeping, a lot of people think he does.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

His liking of the anti-semitic mural by Mear One stating exactly that might be a problem for his lawyers...

[Tubby Isaacs]

Don't think it should be. He didn't approve that aspect of it, just that he doesn't look at art very closely. He thought it was like Diego Rivera.

[Oboogie]

Yes, all he's got to do is convince the court that he doesn't know what anti-Semitic tropes look like because, in all his years as a self-styled anti-racist, he's never seen any antisemitism. Maybe George Galloway and Nick Griffin will supply character references for him?

[Youngian]

Farage’s offending diatribe took a shot at Starmer but missed and rebounded on the former sheriff. Hasn’t been Nigel’s week.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Yes, all he's got to do is convince the court that he doesn't know what anti-Semitic tropes look like because, in all his years as a self-styled anti-racist, he's never seen any antisemitism. Maybe George Galloway and Nick Griffin will supply character references for him?

He can say he didn't look at it properly.

[Youngian]

Easter is about eating chocolate not lefty Christian stuff.

“I have decided to stuff myself with chocolate,”
He’s promising to ignore health warnings and indulge in plenty of chocolate over the long weekend, bureaucrats be damned.
Railing against Andrew Kelso, an NHS doctor who dared to warn Brits to keep chocolate consumption in check, Farage wrote: “Go away, Dr Kelso! I don’t care, and I loathe your patronizing tone.”
“I have not yet decided whether to go to church on Sunday morning to get a Marxist lecture from my Church of England vicar, but I have decided to stuff myself with chocolate, even if it spoils lunch — and upsets all the right people,” the ex-Brexit Party leader concluded.

Tory MP John Hayes — who leads the “Common Sense Group” of Conservative MPs — told GB News that “anything that inhibits the message of Easter is to be viewed upon undesirably.”
“I urge people to eat their Easter eggs with alacrity,” Hayes added. https://www.politico.eu/article/uk-nige ... nhs-kelso/

[Tubby Isaacs]

Stay in your lane, Mr NHS Doctor! Stick to health!

[Youngian]

Don’t know if Martin Lewis has been dissing Easter eggs but they’re a rip off, buy three bars of chocolate instead.

[Killer Whale]

Someone should tell the fuckers that it's woke to refuse to cross a motorway while blindfolded.

[Bones McCoy]

I can't understand Farage's sudden affinity with Jesus.

You'd think frog face's worst nightmare would be - a middle eastern man who can walk on water.

[MisterMuncher]

I'm personally not upset by any decision he makes that may prove detrimental to his health. Keep it up, Nige! I hear the wokes are banning strychnine next.

[Youngian]

Why not attend a fire and brimstone chapel with your DUP pals? Maybe not.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Has he ever read the fucking sermon on the fucking mount?

They must have read it to him at Dulwich College...

[davidjay]

We used to joke that Christ was a socialist. This lot take it seriously.

[Bones McCoy]

Mail watch men and watch ladies.
Please welcome the ice sculpture of Nigel Farage.

[Youngian]

Holy shit, did Wes Craven design that?
Courtesy of a gatecrasher from the Standard. The full awfulness of his party including a video message from Trump

[Crabcakes]

Mail watch men and watch ladies.
Please welcome the ice sculpture of Nigel Farage.

First ever ice sculpture that’s somehow less cold, soulless, transparent and clammy than the thing it’s supposed to be.

[Youngian]

60 is quite young in Kipper terms. At least he’s likely to be around to see Brexit become a forgotten national embarrassment.