[mattomac]

After the cat thing she’s becoming a bit of a liability.

It really made the government look foolish and on the back of scrutiny on Ofsted, it really should have been further taken on by Labour.

[davidjay]

You look at her Twitter account and you realise that not only does she not like children very much but that she really doesn't like parents. I wonder if it has anything to do with her not having kids herself.

[Bones McCoy]

You look at her Twitter account and you realise that not only does she not like children very much but that she really doesn't like parents. I wonder if it has anything to do with her not having kids herself.

Or ... (Because I'm uncomfortable with the "Every barren woman as a potential witch" paradigm)

Wouldn't education be the dream job if no people were involved.

A sector specific take on Sartre's "Hell is other people".

[mattomac]

I generally hate noisy kids but I adore my fake niece* and would have loved to have been an uncle to any my brother may have produced.

I wouldn’t go near teaching mind.

*One of my best friends Daughter.

[Andy McDandy]

Strikes me as a petty dictator who loves playing at being General Jumbo.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Katherine's reading skills haven't got any better.

[RedSparrows]

It's a degree focused on, in effect, the history of alternative epistemologies.

'Alternative facts' one might say, but given the entire human race lives in a fug of fantasy, the point is to spott'em - especially the ones you don't even think are there...

[Tubby Isaacs]

I can remember some of this stuff being fairly important in Classics.

Is Classics a "proper degree" or "irrelevant rubbish"? It's hard to keep up.

[Andy McDandy]

I have a thorough grounding in the greatest of western civilisations.

He wasted 3 years reading Latin poems and watching Clash of the Titans.

[Bones McCoy]

I have a thorough grounding in the greatest of western civilisations.

He wasted 3 years reading Latin poems and watching Clash of the Titans.

They eat garlickly food and wave their hands about when they speak.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Madam, this is a Wendy's.. Part 934.

[Andy McDandy]

Making love to the biscuit barrel. Two stops past Dagenham. Took a dip in the Parisian river.

National department store? Fuck off.

[satnav]

I know quite a few hardworking secondary headteachers and I don't think a single one of them would waste the last day of the half-term holiday losing their shit over a TV ad for Marks and Spencer's she clearly has got too much time on her hands and really needs to get a life.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I'm wondering if the parents in her inner city school (it's in Wembley, not Kings Cross) are worried that their kids might mention Christmas less. I reckon they'd probably be quite happy.

[Youngian]

To upset the culture war anti-woke brigade and leftist anti-Semitic conspiracists at the same time is not a car crash but very impressive.

[MisterMuncher]

It is impressively poorly written. Is she knocking off kids' coursework?

[Watchman]

You ever tried typing, and foaming at the mouth at the same time?

[satnav]

While reading through some of the Twitter comments about Birbalsingh I particularly liked the comment that she 'is thicker than a Boxing Day shit'. Could somebody place that on a banner outside her school?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Enough material for am entire conference.

[Watchman]

Funny how these types never put forward the Christian meaning of Christmas