[Andy McDandy]

I see mention of Gove and Vine and for some reason picture Alvin and Sunny, the "sexplorers" from the League of Gentlemen.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Looks like the rumours could be true.

[kreuzberger]

It's quite remarkable that, in 2021, this is even a talking point, moreso in Pride Week.

[Youngian]

Looks like the rumours could be true.

Which one?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Mikey found playing away, Vinous preparing for a Big Settlement.

[Bones McCoy]

Mikey found playing away, Vinous preparing for a Big Settlement.

Say it ain't so Joe.

[Watchman]

I must admit, I read it as Lady Macbeth telling Oiky, that she knows he’s tried to be one of the gang, and she telling him not to try too hard as she has her eye on him getting a bigger prize and she wants to be part of that

[MisterMuncher]

Mikey found playing away, Vinous preparing for a Big Settlement.

I mean him and Vine deserve each other, and I can accept that. I hate to think what fate befell the "other woman" that could drive her into the arms of the toot-addled, pob-faced, eugenicist cunt.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

There's a lot of coded messages flying about this evening about the Tory donors, 'friends' and more who have been appointed to lucrative posts on scrutiny boards by ministers - à la Coladangelo.

[Andy McDandy]

When the crisis first broke, I recall Petronella Wyatt saying that one of the main reasons so many senior Tories were against the idea of lockdowns was because they were all having affairs, and the thought of a few weeks locked up with the family and with no access to the lover or local hookers was too much for them to bear.

[Bones McCoy]

There's a lot of coded messages flying about this evening about the Tory donors, 'friends' and more who have been appointed to lucrative posts on scrutiny boards by ministers - à la Coladangelo.

At some point a forensically inclined questioner needs to enquire:

Why are we pointing campaigners as advisers.
And why in the name of Sterculius are we appointing lobbyists as aides.

The only logical answer is a massive taxpayer funded beano* for the usual suspects.

* Old term for a slap up meal with lashings of ginger beer.

[Youngian]

There's a lot of coded messages flying about this evening about the Tory donors, 'friends' and more who have been appointed to lucrative posts on scrutiny boards by ministers - à la Coladangelo.

At some point a forensically inclined questioner needs to enquire:

Why are we pointing campaigners as advisers.
And why in the name of Sterculius are we appointing lobbyists as aides.

The only logical answer is a massive taxpayer funded beano* for the usual suspects.

* Old term for a slap up meal with lashings of ginger beer.

They do this shit as Johnson is not punished for it electorally. And I doubt this Hancock debacle will dent his ratings much.

[Bones McCoy]

Michael Gove and wife Sarah Vine to divorce

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... to-divorce

While this is a personal matter, and not to be gloated at, one wonders how this might affect Pob's leadership ambitions.

[Crabcakes]

Also, they remain close friends? That pre-emptive Mail article says something *very* different now we know the full context. It was clearly a warning that Vine knows where the bodies are buried and won't hesitate to dig them up should she feel suitably wronged. And given her personal spitefulness and greed - and doubtless her fury that she now won't ever see the inside of No. 10 as a tenant - who knows what might set her off?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Toldja so.

Popbitch FTW.

[davidjay]

Michael Gove and wife Sarah Vine to divorce

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... to-divorce

While this is a personal matter, and not to be gloated at, one wonders how this might affect Pob's leadership ambitions.

Because a stable and unblemished home life is so essential to any Conservative politician aspiring to the highest office...

[Youngian]

Lot of heat emanating from Gove’s private life. Is this some standard tacky affair or he been up to some dirty shit with hookers?

[Bones McCoy]

Michael Gove and wife Sarah Vine to divorce

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... to-divorce

While this is a personal matter, and not to be gloated at, one wonders how this might affect Pob's leadership ambitions.

Because a stable and unblemished home life is so essential to any Conservative politician aspiring to the highest office...

No, because the only quarter he might have expected a groundswell of support was a Mail Columnist.

[Bones McCoy]

Lot of heat emanating from Gove’s private life. Is this some standard tacky affair or he been up to some dirty shit with hookers?

With luck there'll be CCTV of him balls deep in a 12 year old choirboy.
While snorting up toot like a Henry vacuum.

[Andy McDandy]

Rumour, and I stress rumour, has it that he's been shagging a male aide.

At any rate, it's not the first rumour about him or his family. Whispers about swingers parties, kids are on drugs and hate their parents, there's a lot of between the lines stuff in Vine's output.