[mattomac]

From political “titan” to trying to read meaning into the Barbie movie.

[satnav]

BORIS JOHNSON: I can tell you the meaning of the Barbie movie that’s eluded so many critics. It’s a rallying cry for humans to have more babies!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -html.html

[Youngian]

A laboured attempt to shove in an old joke from the 80s, we’re in Littlejohn territory. His columns are more engaging to read than Johnson’s crap.

You start to wonder if this film is really going to be suitable for kids. It seems to be turning grisly. ­Perhaps there is some awful ­confusion in the name and you have found yourself in a biopic about the odious Nazi killer Klaus Barbie (no relation, presumably), the Butcher of Lyon.

[Andy McDandy]

Holy fuck. The blacks are outbreeding us. He fucking went there.

[Youngian]

Holy fuck. The blacks are outbreeding us. He fucking went there.

This is a view in the Johnson family that has been passed down through the generations. Commentators overwhelmingly against population growth especially in his family. You wouldn’t expect Mail readers to warm to an irresponsible parasite with nine kids with various mothers. Maybe not Mick Jagger as he hasn’t spent his life grabbing what he can from the public purse.

[soulboy]

Holy fuck. The blacks are outbreeding us. He fucking went there.

No one could accuse the philoprogenitive* Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson of not doing his bit on that front.

* Yes, dictionary corner is still a feature. Cunt.

[Abernathy]

I was (unsurprisingly, you may say) disinclined to view the "Barbie " fillum before reading the fat grifting liar's take on it. Equally unsurprisingly, you might say, I am even less inclined to do so.

[Snowdrop]

It was actually extremely funny and Johnson's take on it is.....wha'?

[Boiler]

From what I've seen from the trailers, it does look quite amusing.

[davidjay]

Surely to God they can't be happy with paying ten grand a time for this shite?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

The paper edition costs £1.30, so they probably need to add 30,000 extra sales to cover his salary.

Unlikely...

[Youngian]

Ball park estimate of the comments on Johnson’s articles are about 40-50 percent positive, not bad but not passionate in their praise either.

[Bones McCoy]

Ball park estimate of the comments on Johnson’s articles are about 40-50 percent positive, not bad but not passionate in their praise either.

They were certainly ripping the piss out of his "Have more babies" line this time around.

[Youngian]

Good news for Bozo on the white baby front. As Johnson doesn’t give a fuck about bequeathing his grandchildren an arid wasteland it makes his views on this matter even creepier.

[Andy McDandy]

They're trophies, proof of his manliness or something. In other circumstances he'd be another Mick Philpott.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... otels.html

British exceptionalism dressed up as Wodehousian eccentricity. Why all this fuss about me? Aren't these regulations silly? But no, dear reader, I actually agree with the silly regulations! Aaaaah! You didn't see that coming! Let's have a big fucking parade with a marching band and me at the front waving a flag and who knows, we might trample the newts and I get my swimming pool after all.

Twat.

[Youngian]

Let me guess, flippant remarks about newts has landed him in hot water with Carrie, Zac and the rest of the Tory pseudo imperial conservation gang who can provide freebie holiday homes in Belize and Africa.

[Andy McDandy]

Not quite. More like:

"I see in the papers they're talking about me. Me? Well, I can't think why, but here we are. Anyway, turns out we've got some newts, and some silly science Johnny wrote a big and expensive report so it must be true. So let's hear it for our great British amphibians! Do you know there are more amphibians and reptiles in Ethiopia than in England? Ethiopia, yes! Geldof country! We ought to have more amphibians, after all we're British! We invented biology, what with Darwin and that Attenborough chap. Anyway, let's all join the creepy crawly parade!"

I am not fucking joking.

[Bones McCoy]

Not quite. More like:

"I see in the papers they're talking about me. Me? Well, I can't think why, but here we are. Anyway, turns out we've got some newts, and some silly science Johnny wrote a big and expensive report so it must be true. So let's hear it for our great British amphibians! Do you know there are more amphibians and reptiles in Ethiopia than in England? Ethiopia, yes! Geldof country! We ought to have more amphibians, after all we're British! We invented biology, what with Darwin and that Attenborough chap. Anyway, let's all join the creepy crawly parade!"

I am not fucking joking.

The very woke Attenborough and class warrior Darwin.
Has Johnson gone Bolshie?

[davidjay]

And yet, in amongst the usual "Oh gosh, aren't I a great big dafty, still I'll just muddle along and do my best," guff there's a reasonable point being made about the destruction of our natural environment. He just can't elaborate because he and his chums caused most of it.