[mattomac]

He knows very well about the Good Friday Agreement. But this is where he's got himself.

I think there is a massive error in trying to play this time and time again, if I’m honest they’ve confused the little bump they got regarding the NI stuff with the boats which got a negative reaction and a reaction that was short term anyhow.

Imagine going into an election with an acronym.

[Youngian]

“This was never about race” has he actually ever spoken to anyone outside the M25?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Here's a nice sighting of "whole point of Brexit".

[Youngian]

get millions off welfare into work.

I see, forcing the North West to migrate south to fill vacancies that Europeans don’t want to fill anymore due the wages being too cheap for them. He lives in cuckoo land.

[Bones McCoy]

get millions off welfare into work.

I see, forcing the North West to migrate south to fill vacancies that Europeans don’t want to fill anymore due the wages being too cheap for them. He lives in cuckoo land.

I'm sure it all sounds convincing to Sid and Dorris.

[Youngian]

Matt’s turned his brains to the war on drugs. About time British gangsters took back control. I blame Eastenders for poaching Danny Dyer.

[Andy McDandy]

Is there anything he's an expert on?

[Youngian]

Matt’s left out the obligatory ‘illegal’ next to migrants. Has he just discovered working class voters who have ‘nothing against immigrants if they’re here legally and work.’ That sort of wokery won’t do.

[Tubby Isaacs]

How's the reallignment going? Former mining town here. Just the 25.6% swing.

Never mind, Matt, I'm sure leaving the EHCR and banning unisex toilets will turn that around.

[Youngian]

How's the reallignment going? Former mining town here. Just the 25.6% swing.

Never mind, Matt, I'm sure leaving the EHCR and banning unisex toilets will turn that around.

This’ll be Truss and Sunak’s fault for abandoning Honest Boris’s levelling up agenda.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ha ha!

Levelling up funded by... you have to read Matt's book, so he says. Funny that a professor isn't capable of a summary for Twitter, isn't it?

[Watchman]

Blimey, I used to work in Swad, I would have it down for prime Kipperland verging on EDL

[Andy McDandy]

Part of the old big nowhere. Sex ponds and dogging.

[Youngian]

What’s a sex pond?

Had their dream chance to vote for Kipperland in 2016 and all they got was a shit sandwich. You bet they’re pissed off.

Blimey, I used to work in Swad, I would have it down for prime Kipperland verging on EDL

[Abernathy]

I understand it to be a reference to a “hot tub”, milord, a sort of outdoor back garden communal bath favoured by the aspiring lower orders.

[Andy McDandy]

Interesting that you get *this* cultural reference...

[Oboogie]

Interesting that you get *this* cultural reference...

Get it? Abers has got the mankini!



*send money quick before I start posting pictures*

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Andy McDandy]

Those key groups being twats, wankers and simpletons?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Matt's got a new winner. The "Luxury beliefs brigade". Which sounds like it means people who like fine wines. I've no idea why "gender ideology" is a luxury belief, even on his own terms. Or support for Nigerian nurses in the NHS, come to that. Seems like these are just things he doesn't like.