[Youngian]

Lee must be a proper bloke just like Littlejohn

[Yug]

Or "bacon roll" as it is known in civilised parts of the country.

Time for Lee Anderson to shut the fuck up.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Bacon cob for a gammon knob.

[Abernathy]

They may well call a crisp bread roll a cob in Ashfield (Brummies do too), but that ain't a picture of a bacon cob. That is a bacon roll.


How does Anderson manage to be wrong about literally everything?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

How does Anderson manage to be wrong about literally everything?

TAPS


(Thick As Pig Shit...)

[Tubby Isaacs]

Has Lee gone for the David Amess approach of holding your seat, mentioning your constituency as much as possible? Though doubtless without the work Amess by all accounts put in as a constituency MP.

[Youngian]

Or "bacon roll" as it is known in civilised parts of the country.

Time for Lee Anderson to shut the fuck up.

Washed down with what they call in Ashfield a cup of tea.
Contrived regional affectations are very tedious. Everywhere has real interesting history waiting to be studied if you’re passionate about your locality.

[Boiler]

Interesting, because I've heard bread rolls (prior to filling) referred to as "bread cakes" by residents of W. Yorks.

Perhaps our soon-to-be East Riding correspondent can confirm?

[Yug]

Bread cakes are large soft rolls of a sort I've not seen on sale anywhere else. The bag below contained six of 'em. They are huge, and excellent when filled with mature cheddar and Branston pickle. (12" ruler for scale)

[Killer Whale]

It literally describes them and 'buns' on the packet.

The idea that things get called different names in different places but one must be the 'default', 'correct' name is just silly. Not worth getting involved. A distraction for idiots who can't get their head around plurality.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

The idea that things get called different names in different places but one must be the 'default', 'correct' name is just silly. Not worth getting involved. A distraction for idiots who can't get their head around plurality.

Closely related to the nationalist trope 'my country must be the best in the world because I was born in it'.

[Andy McDandy]

Also closely related to "we'll both sides the big issues, but fight to the death over trivia".

[Crabcakes]

Lee must be a proper bloke just like Littlejohn

How you can base anything on what you get in a cafe that has teapots that appear to be smaller than the accompanying cup is thoroughly questionable.

Is he trying to kick off some new, hyper-specific culture war?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Is he trying to kick off some new, hyper-specific culture war?

Yup. That's what he promised to do.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... views.html

In which he jumps on the banking bandwagon, and gives us a quick recap of his pet hates: women, minorities, Tom Watson, Harriet Harman, Chris Bryant, travellers, remainers, and anyone trying to hold the press to any sort of account.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... itain.html

The caahncil has "banned" hanging baskets, only it hasn't really but why let that get in the way?

Meanwhile, why don't we put up asylum seekers in churches, see how the vicars like THEM apples, huh?

Cunt.

[Youngian]

Hanging baskets are a quintessentially English summertime adornment, bringing colour and fragrance to our historic town centres.

The ancient Babylonians will be surprised to hear this. What about town centres, are they quintessentially English? Or wearing an Alan Partridge blazer and badge while abroad.

[Andy McDandy]

Anything can be quintessentially English if you stick the words quintessentially and English in front of it. A bit like Great British.

[Andy McDandy]

Its' like all the self serving tills they keep introducing at supermarkets, it's always designed to get rid of jobs, someone used to have to water those hanging baskets, not anymore. Have they any suggestions where all these millions of people are going to get jobs from when they have automated or taken every single manual job away from people? Besides the fact that the obesity levels will be through the roof!

Actual comment from the "Best Rated" on this week's article. Not sure what point they're trying to make,. as surely the living pillars will need watering too. Or maybe it's the sort of job the right are very keen on stopping paying for and making jobseekers do for free. And apparently checkout workers in supermarkets are meant to advise customers on healthy eating? I honestly don't know.

[Bones McCoy]

Its' like all the self serving tills they keep introducing at supermarkets, it's always designed to get rid of jobs, someone used to have to water those hanging baskets, not anymore. Have they any suggestions where all these millions of people are going to get jobs from when they have automated or taken every single manual job away from people? Besides the fact that the obesity levels will be through the roof!

Actual comment from the "Best Rated" on this week's article. Not sure what point they're trying to make,. as surely the living pillars will need watering too. Or maybe it's the sort of job the right are very keen on stopping paying for and making jobseekers do for free. And apparently checkout workers in supermarkets are meant to advise customers on healthy eating? I honestly don't know.

They'll get some Afghans or Rawandis in to maintain the living pillars.
Typical woke caahncil.
Nigel's bank account, chicks with dicks, bring back boris - he did his best.