[Tubby Isaacs]

He can haul them in every 5 minutes for UQs if they really piss him off. Though of course they'll send the Minister of Paperclips to do it.

[Nigredo]

It'll be difficult to get that genie back in the bottle now that it's out.

[Bones McCoy]

Happy Father's Day.
The most confusing day of the year for the Johnson Household.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Royal Mail delivering Johnson's Father's Day cards...

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[Tubby Isaacs]

[Oboogie]

What do all degree programmes have in common? They teach critical thinking.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Lots of that will be age related, I think. Hardly anybody got degrees among Johnson's core demographic.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Lots of that will be age related, I think. Hardly anybody got degrees among Johnson's core demographic.

Dunno, really. I'm 72, and many of my graduate mates are the same generation.

[Andy McDandy]

The most vociferous Johnson fan I know is in his late 40s, is a graduate of Durham university, and loudly sneers about anywhere not predating it.

He is, unsurprisingly, a bit of a cunt.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I hope you don't think all Durham grads are like that...

[Bones McCoy]

The most vociferous Johnson fan I know is in his late 40s, is a graduate of Durham university, and loudly sneers about anywhere not predating it.

He is, unsurprisingly, a bit of a cunt.

There'll always be a few edgelords, who imagine that they're in on the grift.

In this case, ones who've not been paying attention to the DUP or fish processing sector.

[davidjay]

Further proof that it's easier to win an argument with a wise man than with a fool.

[Andy McDandy]

Out of the many Durham graduates I know, he's the only prick.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Oh, I dunno...

[Nigredo]

So far I've only met one Durham graduate, a venture capitalist of the belief that left-wing politics are inherently incapable of sound economic sense.

Unfortunately he got off the train before I could quiz him on the 2008 global financial crisis...

[Malcolm Armsteen]

It's certainly a different place now. Many accusations of classist and racist behaviour amongst the student body.

[Bones McCoy]

So far I've only met one Durham graduate, a venture capitalist of the belief that left-wing politics are inherently incapable of sound economic sense.

Unfortunately he got off the train before I could quiz him on the 2008 global financial crisis...

How much "help" did you give him in leaving the train?

[Tubby Isaacs]

I'm pleasantly surprised that the Government are restricting "junk food" advertising. Not quite "Boris sticks it to the nanny state", is it?

[Watchman]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ncock.html

According to the Heil, dePiffle is claiming he sacked Handcock as soon as the story broke

[satnav]

I'm sure I read somewhere that Boris spent the weekend in Portugal with Carrie so why is he out and about today when he should be in quarantine?