- Mon May 22, 2023 11:08 am
#44780
If she goes, she leaves some other poor sap responsible for the failure of the Tories' immigration policy. She's on the back benches, and the RW media circuit, and odds on to be the post-election party leader. She has a handy stab in the back myth ready. She wins.
If she stays, she gets to paint this as petty civil servants and "the blob" using desperate tactics to drive her from office, load of fuss about nothing, hey, who wouldn't want to get out of a speeding fine, eh?, at least she didn't (insert minor infraction done by a Labour, SNP or LD member), they'll probably say there's a dead body in the boot next*. Future allegations against cabinet colleagues are similarly labelled as mountains from molehills, favours are owed, she gets to be next party leader. She wins.
Thick and awful she may be, but there's a good amount of base cunning in there too.
*Old joke - someone's pulled over for speeding by a young traffic officer, first day out of Hendon. The driver tells the officer not to open the boot, even offering a bribe. When this is turned down, the passenger says "but what about the dead hooker and the drugs?". Thinking he's onto something big, the patrolman calls in support. Loads of police turn up, and the driver and passenger are pulled out of the car and cuffed. Gingerly, an officer opens the boot to reveal...nothing. Just a breakdown kit and a set of jump leads. The police search the car, again nothing incriminating save for an Ed Sheeran CD. Puzzled, they apologise. The driver says it doesn't matter, if anyone's at fault it's the overzealous patrolman. "And you know what, he probably said we were speeding too!"
As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"