[mattomac]

It does seem that, in the end, as I’m utterly dreadful as Johnson was he at least got rid of the far worse Cummings - who could have done untold damage if not ousted when he was (not least of which because of his Russian links).

A true vortex of arseholes.

Didn’t he appoint him though?

[Crabcakes]

He’s a big man but out of shape. Young Mr Grace with his nurse but played by a late period Brando.

Good grief. He looks awful. Making the most of all those posh hotel buffets on the after dinner circuit by the looks of it.

[Youngian]

Making the most of all those posh hotel buffets on the after dinner circuit by the looks of it.

Carrie brings a doggy bag as Boris always asks for one. For the car home to soak up the free booze.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

It'll be the breakfasts as well.

Wait - what time does he drag himself out of his pit?

[Andy McDandy]

It's coke. That's the up all night, just one more line, cancels out the alcohol, peanut brittle look.

[Crabcakes]

“And at today’s event the role of Boris Johnson will be played by Matt Lucas circa 2010, with a guest appearance by Michael Fabricant’s wig”

[Bones McCoy]

[Tubby Isaacs]

I'm relatively impressed Bozo had the sense to swerve the National Conservative gig. Surely he could have done the old "well, I tried, blah blah Sue Gray blah".

[mattomac]

Does he acknowledge that these people are idiots.

[satnav]

Given how much Boris can earn every time he gives the speech these days he's hardly going to start giving speeches for free.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I doubt any of the speakers were working gratis.

[Youngian]

I'm relatively impressed Bozo had the sense to swerve the National Conservative gig. Surely he could have done the old "well, I tried, blah blah Sue Gray blah".

His has his own Bozfest; the Conservative Democratic Organisation. No one thought it unwise to call yourself after an apocalyptic financial scam (CDO).

[Watchman]

I'm relatively impressed Bozo had the sense to swerve the National Conservative gig. Surely he could have done the old "well, I tried, blah blah Sue Gray blah".

I’m guessing usual de Piffle, lurked in the background to see which way the wind was blowing

[Andy McDandy]

So Nadine, what did happen between 2019 and 2023 that might have led to such a massive slump in support for the Tories?

Clue: you were part of it.

[Crabcakes]

“Back Boris - Boris wins elections”

[Watchman]

Herr Goebbels say it is my duty forThe Fatherland

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... GNANT.html

[davidjay]

I'm relatively impressed Bozo had the sense to swerve the National Conservative gig. Surely he could have done the old "well, I tried, blah blah Sue Gray blah".

They couldn't afford him.

[Crabcakes]

Herr Goebbels say it is my duty forThe Fatherland

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... GNANT.html

Is he trying to breed his way back to a majority?

[Andy McDandy]

Sure she didn't look that pregnant at the coronation.

[Youngian]

If you totted up how much Johnson has rinsed the taxpayer for his personal advancement, has he cost us more than Mick Philpott and his family?