[Crabcakes]

“And I’m delighted”, he didn’t add but was almost certainly thinking, while rubbing together his fag-stained hands anticipating the grifts to come.

[kreuzberger]

That is what happened on an early Thursday in the dampest quarters of England. Imaging what June has up its sleeve.

The Merseyside Chief Constable must be spitting tacks.

[MisterMuncher]

Cunts like this remind me of Paisley Senior. Full of piss and vinegar before the stones and petrol bombs start flying, then "shocked, appalled at the violence, but nevertheless you can see why they did it" afterwards.

Meanwhile, a slew of mostly young men with already limited prospects in life end up with criminal records or sliding further into pseudo-military gangsterism for listening to the fuckers. And he'll wash his hands of them, and go right back to his work, safe, secure and still treated as a regular political figure.

[Abernathy]

Farage has, it is reported, been offering some Tory MPs a bribe of up to £400,000 to defect to Farage’s Reform Party in advance of the election. The cash would apparently be payable when said MPs lost their seats at the election, providing them with the equivalent of several years of their erstwhile MP’s salary.

Farage may be [edited] reported to the Electoral Commission, and the police, for corruption. It will be very interesting to see how this story pans out, putting it mildly.

I think that for once, Littlejohn’s war-cry of “You couldn’t make it up”, is applicable.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Please let that be true!

[Abernathy]

Please let that be true!

Well, it’s in The Daily Mail, so take your pick.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic ... bribe.html

[Youngian]

The Tory Party is considering a complaint to Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle

Oh no, Nigel’s bricking it now.
Where is this slush fund coming from? You need over £10m to buy 25 MPs. Or perhaps Nigel has no intention of coughing up.

[RedSparrows]

Presumably from one of the many many 'stop the steal' esque funds he's hoovered up from the terminally idiotic over the years. Wasn't the Reform Party trick to charge obscene membership fees?

[Andy McDandy]

Brexit party asked for money for members to be considered as candidates for the EU elections. Then surprise, surprise, all the slots went to the gang running the show. Sort of a lottery which you can only win by being the person issuing the tickets.

[RedSparrows]

Aha, that was it. I forgot the details in between Farage shilling 'stock tips and tricks' on YouTube and his Nth political rebirth.

[Youngian]

Braverman has inadvertently sent Nigel into a Partridgesque tizzy

[RedSparrows]

That's such a pitch-perfect choice, it's almost as if Braverman and co are in fact arch comics.*

*the joke's getting old, guys.

[Crabcakes]

Maybe the historical artefacts could be moved somewhere we know is safe and practically luxurious - Rwanda.

[Bones McCoy]

The only N-word Farage wants to see there is on the grave of a pet Labrador.

"Real patriots" (tm) weren't as fussy when Poles and Czechs (plus a few other nationalities) were billeted at RAF bases in 1940.

Nigel's aviation expertise is rather limited.
As many bad landings as Hess.

[davidjay]

I take it that after today's vote he'll be emigrating.

[Bones McCoy]

I take it that after today's vote he'll be emigrating.

Nope, just Tweeting - a lot.


The thing about shit-stirrers like Farage.
If they get what they want (what they really really want), the grift stops paying.
So he will be delighted that the war drags on.
Privately delighted, publicly outraged.

[Youngian]

Nige got a mid week deal at the Linton Travel Tavern. Is the blonde woman to his left a face? If not I think I’ve met her.

[Andy McDandy]

Are they the pair who did that Sven Goran Erikkson song? They're like Mackenzie at karaoke.

[Youngian]

Wanking for coins

[davidjay]

Wanking for coins