[Bones McCoy]

Confusion and ineptitude to blame for Brexit failure but not the concept itself.

A concept that could only appeal to the confused and the inept.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Give it up, for God's sake. Growth in the US has been much better than in the UK, liberal elite politicians and all.

Do international investors hate the "notion of growth" too?

[Samanfur]

Not an Onion story:

The full context is something to do with the size of the bath, but was this really the best that they could do?

[satnav]

I really don't see how this story does Andrew any favours. Until this story was published I'm sure that most people were not aware of the claim that Andrew had sex in the bath. I think if you are going to deny having sex with somebody it should be an absolute denial rather basically just denying the sex took place in a bath. It would make for a great court case if Andrew was forced to sit in a bath to try and prove his claim.

[kreuzberger]

Well, I'm sold. How the hell can people have sex by being close to each other?

[satnav]

If Andrew was a real gentleman surely he would be at the tap end of the bath!

[Youngian]

Not an Onion story:

The full context is something to do with the size of the bath, but was this really the best that they could do?

This is from the Michael Barrymore school of new evidence.*

* Currently a doc on Ch4 recalling what an odious shit Barrymore was planting ridiculous distraction stories following the murky pool death.

[Bones McCoy]

I really don't see how this story does Andrew any favours. Until this story was published I'm sure that most people were not aware of the claim that Andrew had sex in the bath. I think if you are going to deny having sex with somebody it should be an absolute denial rather basically just denying the sex took place in a bath. It would make for a great court case if Andrew was forced to sit in a bath to try and prove his claim.

Shades of OJ Simpson's glove.

"If the plug fits, you must convict".

[Samanfur]

I can't help thinking of the statistics for unreported rapes in this country, and all of those women who think that they won't be believed, of that they'll effectively be the ones on trial.

[Oboogie]

Question: Is publishing a picture of two people in a bath really the best way of proving that bath is too small for two people?

It seems that The Telegraph has bored with it's Daily Mailygraph tag and is now channelling The Sunday Sport.

[Yug]

Sunday Sport? More worthy of the Daily Mash in its heyday.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Mad.

[MisterMuncher]

Ah, the satellite historian spekes hair branes.

It remains a mystery of some considerable size that RDE is still asked for her opinion on anything, given how many times she's been left looking like a fucking idiot.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Youngian]

David Davis on News Agents revealed that all forecasts are wrong, especially ones that make Brexit look bad. Apart from his predictions which will come true in the future just wait and see. Wanker.

[kreuzberger]

If the fact-checkers were used properly, they would occupy the 08:55 slot on The Today programme. Instead, it's invariably Fwayther fucking Nelson.

[mattomac]

David Davis on News Agents revealed that all forecasts are wrong, especially ones that make Brexit look bad. Apart from his predictions which will come true in the future just wait and see. Wanker.

They always set a time frame outside their expected life expectancy.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The Tories might still win, of course, but hard to imagine how that comes about because people suddenly start noticing big improvements in "delivery". The current electoral landscape doesn't look all that much like 1991 either.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hilariously, Pearson shows up BTL and says this young chap is doing Maths (though funny she didn't say so before, and funny she doesn't say now that he's doing A Level).

But she got the "Chinese taking our university places" out there.

[Watchman]

So, has “Jilly” taken it up with “a leading private school”? No she wrote to a right wing newspaper, and not even it’s education correspondent