- Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:09 pm
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Your friend in the German system replies; yes but no.
There are many different levels of specialist which whisk you on the journey from it being a bit sore to opiates-on-demand and the Premier League on the telly on the 21st floor of the Charité. It isn't quite as simple as it sounds.
Being privately insured like Rishi Shortstrides, I could cut a week or two out of the whole process, so my first port of call was an orthopaedic "specialist", insofar as he doesn't deal with psych issues or period pains. It was he who booked me in for the scans with a written brief based on a prognosis. If he had even remotely suspected a complaint outwith his field, he would have bounced my arse back to my GP, or, as it the case with my dead hips, over to another specialist team. That'll be another 200€, thanks very much, and that's just for the referral.
There is simply no way that I could have rocked up to the radio team and demanded a scan or googled the S1/L5 top-dog, asking if he could slot me in on the following Friday with the titanium lads on stand-by. Less so, could I have presented to Mob 2.0 for a hip replacement just because it has the strong whiff of a good idea. That might be the French-Way, indeed it might be, but we do things differently here, respecting the judgement of those who actually know more than the money our insurance will be pegged for.
Starmer appears to be worryingly ill-informed to be painting these pictures, even regarding the relatively simple case I would have presented, albeit with many different diagnoses and potential outcomes, and namely because of the hidden, domino complexities.
A simple leap from an ambulance queue of cadavers to free for all self-referrals is just silly, but I get that stupid solutions reverberate well amongst the congenitally dim.