[Youngian]

Private Eye called for as they’ve already been running the PPE scandals

[Samanfur]

Tory MP Bob Stewart admits 'mistake' after being caught on video telling activist to 'go back to Bahrain'

Admitting the footage was of himself, the MP for Beckenham told Sky News: "I was goaded into a response, a mistake on my part. I'm not [taking money], never have been."

Parliamentary records show Mr Stewart registered flights, accommodation and meals worth £5,349 during a four-day trip to Bahrain in November last year paid for by its ministry of foreign affairs.

A separate entry covered by the Bahraini government shows another trip to visit an air show and meet its foreign minister being worth £1,245.56.8

Mr Stewart continued: "I'm not racist, it really hurts, I lived in the middle east."

[Malcolm Armsteen]

"I was goaded into a response..."

Even a geography supply knows that won't wash...

[Crabcakes]

“I was pestered into repeatedly revealing my true behaviour on camera, which is clearly unfair and unreasonable”

[satnav]

Nice to see the Archbishop of Canterbury trolling Johnathan Gullis.

Archbishop of Canterbury
@JustinWelby
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Always grateful for feedback - look forward to advice on what we should be doing in the pulpit.

(Just to confirm: we’ll be continuing to preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ.)

[Bones McCoy]

Nice to see the Archbishop of Canterbury trolling Johnathan Gullis.

Archbishop of Canterbury
@JustinWelby
·
4h
Always grateful for feedback - look forward to advice on what we should be doing in the pulpit.

(Just to confirm: we’ll be continuing to preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ.)

Archbish, archbash, archbosh!!

Cleric in mitre drops mic' and everybody claps.

[Yug]

It's all just one big joke to these cunts

A Christmas card that appears to be from Priti Patel and depicts her as a cartoon fairy celebrating Rwanda deportations has been slammed for lacking “basic human decency”.

The card shows a caricature of a barefoot Boris Johnson sitting at the bottom of the decorated tree as the former Home Secretary waves a wand over baubles inscribed with phrases such as "Rwanda", “law and order”, “beating crime plan” and "national security”.


A second design circulating Parliament shows a pile of presents decorated with gift tags including "expanded taser use”, “stop and search" and "immigration plan".

A Labour source said: “On Priti Patel’s watch just one in every 100 suspected sex offenders faced justice while she completely lost control of the asylum system.


“The gift the Tories could give this Christmas is finally getting a grip on the chaos they’ve forced onto the country.”...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politic ... 0.html?amp

I know it's not the done thing, but I really hope all these top Tories have serious accidents and die horribly over the next few days. It's no more than they deserve, and it'll make the world a much cleaner place.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

And Farage.

[kreuzberger]

To borrow from the vermin, there are no rules on Mailwatch to bar us from wishing an agonising death upon them in short order.

Therefore, it's allowed.

[Abernathy]

And especially, ESPECIALLY, Stephen fucking Barclay, the total, utter cunt that he is. I want him boiled in fucking oil.

[davidjay]

This is why it's so easy for them to call us the nasty ones - we take it seriously and get angry, to them it's all a bit of a laugh. Triggering the lefties - tee fucking hee.

[MisterMuncher]

To borrow from the vermin, there are no rules on Mailwatch to bar us from wishing an agonising death upon them in short order.

Therefore, it's allowed.

I've been thinking about that, I've a fairly broad swathe of stupidly violent film scenarios I could claim to reference while I'm at it.

[Andy McDandy]

Bags Suella getting brained by a falling object that was advertising one of her repugnant policies, like Fiona Dourif's character in The Stand.

[Watchman]

Keeping with the irony: for me it would be Farage in a fishing boat, in the middle of the English Channel

[Watchman]

Hospices having to close beds, what have we become


https://www.theguardian.com/society/202 ... bills-soar

[Crabcakes]

Hospices having to close beds, what have we become


https://www.theguardian.com/society/202 ... bills-soar

We’ve become exactly what they intended - a society that funnels wealth to the wealthy, leaves the rest of us with scraps, and with a sizeable proportion of those most affected convinced by compliant media that (1) it is the fault of the people least to blame and most like them, and (2) the way to fix this is to vote yet again for those least likely to help them who evidence has shown despise their very existence and have no interest in their well-being whatsoever.

[Oboogie]

Keeping with the irony: for me it would be Farage in a fishing boat, in the middle of the English Channel

Begging for assistance from a dinghy full of migrants.

[Yug]

While the local lifeboat station can't do anything because of all the protesting gammons on the slipway.

[Youngian]

It’s Christmas 1954 in Brexit Britain. The minister for Watch with Mother shows us how to decorate a tree. Will Muffin the Mule lend a hand?

[Watchman]

I wonder if this has been scrutinised by the new “ethics adviser”. All Sunak’s talk about honest government, he’s no different to de Piffle in jobs for mates

Rishi Sunak hires journalist James Forsyth as political secretary
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other