[Andy McDandy]

See your chemist. They may have a cream for that.

[Oboogie]

One of these nubile Chinese women is apparently called David Oxford. Now, anxious as I am to dodge the Trans debate (have you seen what's happening to Stephen Fry at the moment?), I'm not convinced that's what it says on her birth certificate.

[Oboogie]

See your chemist. They may have a cream for that.

Not my chemist, they won't.

[Yug]

I saw on Sky News this morning that Musky (and rank) is granting an amnesty to all the hate-filled oxygen-thieves who have been banned from Twitter over the years. There will still be a hate-speech policy in place, but you just *know* there's going to be a flood of insane and hateful bRaNe-SpeEKinG twats.

I don't envy those of you with Twitter accounts.

[MisterMuncher]

I'll be refreshing my timeline to park that shit next to adverts, screenshotting then asking the brand if they're comfortable with the positioning and keen on that audience.

You use the tools you have

[satnav]

Telegraph Columnist Tim Stanley tweeted this nonsense earlier.

The self checkout tills, which I hate using but increasingly have no choice, now come with a big camera that films you as you scan. This is not normal. It is fascism. Next time I encounter one I’m going to put a bag over it.

So being filmed at a self service till is now consider fascism is it? If he is no paranoid perhaps he should wear a paper bag on his head all the time.

[kreuzberger]

He could rock up there after three days in a cattle truck and donate his teeth.

That's a bit more fashy than Sainsbury's.

[Yug]

So being filmed at a self service till is now consider fascism is it? If he is no paranoid perhaps he should wear a paper bag on his head all the time.

I think Mr Stanley's problem is that being filmed at the checkout makes it harder to transfer items from the trolley to his coat pockets without passing them through the till in the process.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Telegraph Columnist Tim Stanley tweeted this nonsense earlier.

The self checkout tills, which I hate using but increasingly have no choice, now come with a big camera that films you as you scan. This is not normal. It is fascism. Next time I encounter one I’m going to put a bag over it.

So being filmed at a self service till is now consider fascism is it? If he is no paranoid perhaps he should wear a plastic bag on his head all the time.

FTFY

[Andy McDandy]

Funny how journalists tend to look at any system and their thinking goes to:

"How am I being monitored or controlled?"

"How can this system be fiddled?"

[Youngian]

Even Rick Wakeman didn’t drink heavily enough to commission that for an album cover. Are we living in an early Tom Hanks comedy and there’s a toddler conducting corporate strategy meetings? Musk’s about as fucking funny.

[Bones McCoy]

With Morgan Freeman playing God/Musk.

[Bones McCoy]

Even Rick Wakeman didn’t drink heavily enough to commission that for an album cover. Are we living in an early Tom Hanks comedy and there’s a toddler conducting corporate strategy meetings? Musk’s about as fucking funny.

At least the panthers will be well fed.

[Andy McDandy]

With Morgan Freeman playing God/Musk.

Look at who's being held back at gunpoint.

[Samanfur]

Stick him on the B Ark, as Douglas Adams might have said.

[Bones McCoy]

With Morgan Freeman playing God/Musk.

Look at who's being held back at gunpoint.

Maybe it's a comment on Boris prioritising animal evacuees from Afghanistan.

[Arrowhead]

Care about the environment, social justice, women's reproductive rights, racial equality or American democracy? - "You're suffering from a mind virus!"

[RedSparrows]

He's just a moron. Simple as.

[Watchman]

This thing with Musk asking Twitter users voting him out as CEO. Surely it’s just a publicity stunt, he owns the company, he appointed himself as CEO. What difference does it make

[MisterMuncher]

Because someone begging people to say they like him needs a good slap down?