[Nigredo]

EDIT: Even the pork haystack is struggling to square this circle;

[Tubby Isaacs]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... ation-firm

New job with Tory donor firm. £625 an hour.

[Bones McCoy]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... ation-firm

New job with Tory donor firm. £625 an hour.

Next non-tory administration ought to pass some requirements to advertise vacancies, just like all public sector jobs.

I expect it's impractical, and impossible to police.
But I'd live to see these sort of jobs show up at the local Jobcentre.

[Youngian]

These jobs only exist for the right people. Has anyone ever felt more educated after talking to Gavin Williamson?

[davidjay]

These jobs only exist for the right people. Has anyone ever felt more educated after talking to Gavin Williamson?

Dominic Rabb.

[Oboogie]

If the rumours are correct and Williamson was the one who walked in on Johnson's BJ in the FO, that would explain his knighthood.

[Youngian]

If the rumours are correct and Williamson was the one who walked in on Johnson's BJ in the FO, that would explain his knighthood.

Can't see Alan Duncan sitting on this story for so long.

[Oboogie]

If the rumours are correct and Williamson was the one who walked in on Johnson's BJ in the FO, that would explain his knighthood.

Can't see Alan Duncan sitting on this story for so long.

Which bit do you think is untrue?

[Watchman]

Mr Inadequate

Sunak under pressure over Williamson’s ‘vile messages’ to Wendy Morton
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other

[Samanfur]

And this is from the Tory hardcore, although I need to track down the methodology:

[mattomac]

I assume he must have a bucketload on them all

[Andy McDandy]

Given what's already in the public domain and "priced in", it's got to be dynamite. Kiddie porn or incest is my bet.

[satnav]

I just can't believe there are so many ministers in the cabinet who are total liabilities. Williamson has been kicked out of the cabinet twice for breaking the ministerial code and has a long history of bullying. Braverman was brought back into cabinet 6 days after being sacked. Despite saying he was quitting front line politics Gove is back in the cabinet. Raab is brought back despite having a reputation for bullying staff and Oliver Dowden is back in cabinet despite being woeful the last time he was in office.

[Andy McDandy]

Student society/jobs for the boys.

[davidjay]

There's nobody else, until you get to the level of 30p Lee and the rest of the one-termers.

[satnav]

I've just seen some of the messages that Ratboy sent to the chief whip, the guy is utter vile. Making all kinds of threats in a row over tickets for the Queen's funeral!

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Where did you see them?

[satnav]

They seem to be all over Twitter at the moment because Gavin Williamson is trending.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Found them.

What a shitbag.

[Bones McCoy]

The Queen was very specific about her "No Shitheads" policy for the funeral.