[Tubby Isaacs]

Yep.

[davidjay]

Crisis, what crisis?
Not many attendees. Power is unforgiving when it fades.

I thought that was a parody. It was a parody, wasn't it?

[Crabcakes]

Crisis, what crisis?
Not many attendees. Power is unforgiving when it fades.

To be honest, I’m somewhat surprised Carrie turned up.

[satnav]

Johnson really can't help himself can he?

'Love is in the name of Slovenia, and we've had wonderful time': Boris Johnson reveals he's 'climbed every available mountain' and 'jumped in the lakes' while on honeymoon with wife Carrie

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... venia.html

Apparently Slovenia has over 5000 mountains so he's either been a very busy boy or he's telling whoppers again.

[Watchman]

Nicked from elsewhere;
If love is in Slovenia, he really should have gone to Scunthorpe

[Youngian]

And in a speech today, Mr Johnson said 'a massive thank you' to the country for allowing he and Carrie to 'honeymoon in peace and quiet'.

He told local media: 'I wanted to say, first of all, a big thank you to all the Slovenian media for allowing us to have a honeymoon in peace and quiet, over the last few days.

Perhaps the Slovenian media didn’t give a shit but did find a local TV outlet to talk to.

[Crabcakes]

I’m sure that when the press eventually turn on the Tories because of the cost of living crisis (at the point they realise a newspaper sub is a luxury everyone can do without), Johnson’s summer jolly and refusal to do anything will come back to bite him on his ample rear.

[Bones McCoy]

Johnson really can't help himself can he?

'Love is in the name of Slovenia, and we've had wonderful time': Boris Johnson reveals he's 'climbed every available mountain' and 'jumped in the lakes' while on honeymoon with wife Carrie

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... venia.html

Apparently Slovenia has over 5000 mountains so he's either been a very busy boy or he's telling whoppers again.

Climb fewer mountains.
Jump in more lakes.

[Abernathy]

Would be exceptionally welcome if he jumped into a fucking lake and stayed there.

[kreuzberger]

Whatever the body of water, he is all mouth and trousers but unlikely to follow through.

[davidjay]

I'm now starting to wonder whether his long-term plan isn't to totally ruin the country so that Truss is guaanted to lose the next election. Becauae of the current state of play Labour cann't do better than a narrow majority which couldn't last more than a couple of years, by which time the Saviour of the Nation will be ready to return in glory

[mattomac]

That would be far too long for Johnson, he’d require probably 4 years of backbenching.

The guys just a massive lazy fuck.

[Bones McCoy]

That would be far too long for Johnson, he’d require probably 4 years of backbenching.

The guys just a massive lazy fuck.

He will do what all the Lazy fucks do.
Get a press job where he'll commentate form the sidelines.
But it'll all be about "Back in my day we rolled out a vaccine and got Brexit done", without a mention of going AWOL when the hard stuff came up.

"Stick of Rhubarb"

[mattomac]

The day he leaves office (properly) will be the day the Daily Mail* announces its new columnist.

One B Johnson.

*Unless the Telegraph have enough money.

[Yug]

We're not the only ones who think Johnson is a lazy cunt. How's this for a genuine newspaper front page?

[Yug]

Boris Johnson has admitted the current help for people struggling with energy bills is not enough, and said he expects more money to follow...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-62516772.amp

This is the cunt who recently had a meeting with "energy chiefs" and decided to do nothing.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Watchman]

Hasn’t Stanley got a place in Greece?

[mattomac]

He’s pushing those comeback rumours again.

[Bones McCoy]

Hasn’t Stanley got a place in Greece?

Parts are also popular with the wealthier Russian "nouveau riche".