[satnav]

Zahawi refusing to publish his accounts before the conclusion of the leadership election seems to be on a par with Johnson dodging all serious TV interviews in the run up to the general election. Finding out key information about a leader after they have taken n the role of PM is too late. A number of the Tory candidates have serious questions to answer about their finances and the soon the scrutiny takes place the better.

[Bones McCoy]

I suggest we name his thread; when created.

Nadhim "Merely resting in my account" Zahawi

[Youngian]

Who?

[davidjay]

Nothing could be a better epitaph to the one desperately trying to cling on than the fact that every one of those trying to take his place are falling over themselves to say something more bigoted than the one before.

[The Weeping Angel]

Listening to a profile of Zahawi it mentions he likes the finer things in life something that will no doubt appeal to red wall voters.

[Youngian]

A smart arse lawyer asked who killed JR (Judicial Review)?

[Boiler]

Truss has entered the fray, pretty much as "Low Tax Liz".

As befits a co-author of Britannia Unchained.

[Andy McDandy]

Read that and had an image of Jean Boht going "She's a tart!".

[RedSparrows]

Not quite sure what any of them offer other than:

A) barefaced hypocrisy about values after enabling Johnson
B) market fundamentalism
c) I'M NOT WOKE, NOT LIKE THOSE FUCKING COMMIES

No idea how the membership will choose between them all.

[Samanfur]

For starters, a few of them'll be weeding out the brown ones.

[Andy McDandy]

My partner this morning, looking over the candidates:

"It's like a really shit series of The Apprentice".

I don't think that description can be beaten, TBH.

[Bones McCoy]

For starters, a few of them'll be weeding out the brown ones.

Another similarity to The Apprentice.

[Bones McCoy]

Heeere's Lizzy!!

[zuriblue]

My partner this morning, looking over the candidates:

"It's like a really shit series of The Apprentice".

I don't think that description can be beaten, TBH.

I've heard a comparison between choosing the next Tory leader and selecting a portaloo on day 3 at Glastonbury a few times. It does seem fitting.

[davidjay]

"One more and they'll have a jury".

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Rumours that Ress-Mogg might stand...

[davidjay]

Rumours that Ress-Mogg might stand...

Oh please. That would just be too beautiful.

[Bones McCoy]

Rumours that Ress-Mogg might stand...

We want Francois!!!

[RedSparrows]

Penfold for PM.

[Crabcakes]

My partner this morning, looking over the candidates:

"It's like a really shit series of The Apprentice".

I don't think that description can be beaten, TBH.

In a similar vein: Self-love Island