[davidjay]

I know we always say we always say he can't survive this but he can't survive this but he can't survive this.

[Boiler]

[Boiler]

I know we always say we always say he can't survive this but he can't survive this but he can't survive this.

See also: Donald John Trump, sadly.

D'you think watchers of the skies will see G-GBNI taking off for Ukraine very shortly on FlightRadar24?

[Samanfur]

I don't know about that, but I suspect that President Zelenskyy'll be getting a 'phone call for soundbites any minute.

That's what Johnson’s done the last few times that he needed a distraction.

[Boiler]

[Watchman]

Two with backgrounds in big banking, contacts in hi-tech and pharma; wonder who’s buying their influence, or have I reached for the tinfoil

[Oboogie]

Rumours that Nadine Dorries has resigned by mistake.

[Samanfur]

Dorries seen going into Number Ten.

[Watchman]

On suicide watch?

[Boiler]

I don't know about that, but I suspect that President Zelenskyy'll be getting a 'phone call for soundbites any minute.

That's what Johnson’s done the last few times that he needed a distraction.

Aide: "Volodymyr, I've got Johnson on the phone."

VZ, in voice off: "Fuck me, now what's he done...? Put him through."

VZ, in resigned, exasperated tones; "Hello Boris, what can I do for you...?"

[Samanfur]

Mark Harper's been seen going in, as well.

[Boiler]

Dorries = new Health Minister? She used to be a nurse, you know...

[Rosvanian]

Rumours that a senior advisor drew the short straw and handed Johnson a revolver and a bottle of whisky. He's shot the advisor and he and Nadine have necked the whisky and he and barricaded themselves into the laundry room. It's going to be a long night.

[satnav]

LiZ Truss says that she is 100% behind the Prime Minister. Presumably that is her pitch to replace Rishi as Chancellor.

[Boiler]

[Spoonman]

Dorries = new Health Minister? She used to be a nurse, you know...

It would be funny, but not "ha ha!" funny.

[satnav]

I like the fact that Sam Allardyce is trending as a possible caretaker Prime Minister.

[Youngian]

These resigning cunts knew exactly who Johnson was long before he lost Tiverton. Javid has a reasonable chance of a job under a future leader and money bags Sunak can walk away. There won’t be many resignations in a government of unemployable deadbeats.

[Bones McCoy]

"Judas H. Priest Frank, I go for a lie-down for an hour and two cabinet ministers resign?!"

(with apologies to the writers of Hill Street Blues)

PMQs is going to be fucking hilarious tomorrow, if Starmer bothers to take advantage of this. I reckon Ms. Rayner would have no qualms about it.

Same here, I tune in to watch a couple of Yorkshiremen playing Cricket and find the world turned upside down.

[Bones McCoy]

Dorries = new Health Minister? She used to be a nurse, you know...