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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28687

By Andy McDandy - Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm #28687

Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.

What a guy.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28688

By Malcolm Armsteen - Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:35 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:35 pm #28688

"Anything for the weekend, sir?"

Wait - he's got a hairdresser?

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The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28689

By Tubby Isaacs - Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:51 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:51 pm #28689

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.

What a guy.

That sounds like a wind up, a joke about how shit his hair is.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28690

By Tubby Isaacs - Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:58 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:58 pm #28690

Is Johnson's wife now briefing against him?!

Carrie Johnson openly questioned ChrisPincher's suitability as whip in 2017, Sky News understands

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28691

By Bones McCoy - Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:58 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:58 pm #28691

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.

What a guy.

Hot on the heels of Carries gagging order. (I'm here all week folks).

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28692

By Bones McCoy - Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:59 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:59 pm #28692

Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:35 pm "Anything for the weekend, sir?"

Wait - he's got a hairdresser?

Yes, but not appointed for her Hairdressing skills.

Similar observations are possible about much of the cabinet.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28699

By Youngian - Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:37 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:37 pm #28699

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:58 pm
Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.

What a guy.
Hot on the heels of Carries gagging order. (I'm here all week folks).

Zelensky was excited to hear in her previous role, Carrie gained experience in blowing up Russian choppers.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28703

By Youngian - Mon Jul 04, 2022 10:45 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 10:45 pm #28703

Even the missus is briefing against him

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28704

By satnav - Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:19 pm

- Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:19 pm #28704

We have had yet another day when junior ministers have been dispatched to various newsrooms in the morning to defend Johnson claiming that he didn't know about the accusations about Pincher and then hours later Downing Street admits that Johnson did know of the allegations but decided that the benefits of appointing Pincher outweighed his shortcomings.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28706

By davidjay - Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:43 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:43 am #28706

Starmer's in for a bad day on Twitter tomorrow, then.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28721

By Tubby Isaacs - Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:55 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:55 am #28721

Last edited by Tubby Isaacs on Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:08 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28722

By Boiler - Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:01 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:01 am #28722

Tweet's been deleted, Tubbs?

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28724

By Tubby Isaacs - Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:08 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:08 am #28724

Don't know what happened there. It's still up.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28726

By Youngian - Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:23 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:23 am #28726

Those faces

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28729

By Boiler - Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:40 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:40 am #28729

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:08 am Don't know what happened there. It's still up.

So it is...

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28731

By Tubby Isaacs - Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:47 am

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:47 am #28731

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:23 am Those faces

Is that Michelle Donelan near the camera? She looks about as happy as I was then when I got mumps at age 33.

Who's that other guy who the camera lingers on right at the end?

Zahawi is cheerful though, until Johnson starts speaking.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28734

By Tubby Isaacs - Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:03 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:03 pm #28734

I was in the Cabinet with Boris Johnson.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28735

By Youngian - Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:06 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:06 pm #28735

So its not just the public Johnson speaks to like a children’s presenter addressing 10 year olds.

What the fuck do I do if I lose my seat? ponders Swellin, no legal practice will go near me.

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28736

By Andy McDandy - Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:13 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:13 pm #28736

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics ... 0705222943

Funny, and true.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?#28737

By Tubby Isaacs - Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:21 pm

- Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:21 pm #28737

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:06 pm So its not just the public Johnson speaks to like a children’s presenter addressing 10 year olds.

What the fuck do I do if I lose my seat? ponders Swellin, no legal practice will go near me.

Wingnut welfare would be generous, but a 26,000 majority suggests she can probably combine it with being MP for Fareham easily enough.

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