[satnav]

I'd be quite happy for him to get a £5m pound pay off right now if he promised to f**k off right immediately and never appear in the media ever again.

[Youngian]

Boris Johnson stands to make £5m a year after No 10, say experts

‘say experts’ appears to be a quote from Tom Bower. Johnson’s stock will be so low when he’s ousted he’ll be on the Neil Hamilton circuit. A sad old cunt thinking he’s a participant in post modern irony.

[Bones McCoy]

Boris Johnson stands to make £5m a year after No 10, say experts

‘say experts’ appears to be a quote from Tom Bower. Johnson’s stock will be so low when he’s ousted he’ll be on the Neil Hamilton circuit. A sad old cunt thinking he’s a participant in post modern irony.

Warm up act for Tommeh and Katie perhaps.

[Andy McDandy]

Can't see him wowing the lucrative US lecture circuit (TM) with his "sorry I'm late, stupid elf and safety, ha ha, big women's tits!, yes, I just said tits, anyway, what's this award I'm giving out?" routine.

[Watchman]

The £5m is based on whoever he’s sold the naming rights for No10 to

[mattomac]

He can write a book about how he was the best PM ever and got all the “big key decisions” right.

It will end up in plentiful supply in every charity bookshop within a month like all his other garbage books.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Can't see him wowing the lucrative US lecture circuit (TM) with his "sorry I'm late, stupid elf and safety, ha ha, big women's tits!, yes, I just said tits, anyway, what's this award I'm giving out?" routine.

There's the Hilary Clinton type circuit, and the wingnut welfare one. Nothing stopping him going full for the second one. Steve Hilton can advise.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Johnson's plan for NI getting a pasting generally. But he's got this heavyweight jurist (a commercial lawyer and Tory councillor) in his corner. If I understand him correctly, he's saying you can make international commitments disappear by changing domestic law.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Of all the Tory justice secretaries to accuse of ignorance, Gauke isn't the one you'd necessarily alight on. He was a City solicitor for 8 years before becoming an MP, and went back to one of his previous firms as Head of Policy after losing his seat.

[Andy McDandy]

The.
Yanks.
Won't.
Stand.
For.
It.

It's not a fucking conveyancing.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Big Steve is unhappy.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This is pretty ominous. The Tories were doing badly enough on voters sitting it out and letting the Lib Dems make progress. Now more seem to be switching directly.

[Andy McDandy]

Saw my partner's grandad today. 90 years old, dyed in the wool Tory, formerhead of localassociation. His verdict?

"Johnson's a twat. Never going to vote for him, or anyone who supports him".

OK, his local MP is Andrew Bridgen, but even so...

[Watchman]

And to think, the wonderful MP, David Taylor, that had before that cretin. I was born and bred in Coalville, the centre of his “empire”

[Tubby Isaacs]

Poor Steve Peers. He's got a GB News talking head on his case now.

[davidjay]

'Binding' now means 'until we change our mind'. Does any rule apply to them?

[Tubby Isaacs]

The NI bill is worse than expected, and that's saying something.

[Youngian]

[Tubby Isaacs]

A reference to Steven Barrett, I presume.

[Nigredo]

Another unhinged pork haystack PMQs, another shit joke about having a cup of tea from Hoyle.

So it goes.