[Boiler]

And what's the betting that the Gray Report will now be buried, along with every other one that shines a light on this corrupt administration?

[Boiler]

A BTL comment under a Martin Rowson cartoon:

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Again - answers on a postcard.

[Boiler]

Meanwhile, Daddy gets French citizenship.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... itizenship

Oh, and

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Bought and paid for.

[Cyclist]

That's a shame. I was hoping the French would tell him to bog off.

[Boiler]

That's a shame. I was hoping the French would tell him to bog off.

Seems the French mother was a help.

[Youngian]

All a game to him

[Boiler]

"Oxford Debating Skills"

[soulboy]

I believe the word is "bigly". Bigly lambing sheds.

[Watchman]

In the past it has been clear he’s been deliberately deflecting, but in this clip, going on the look on his face, he just hasn’t got a clue what he’s saying or where he is

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Etonian rhetoric. Eloquence.



Shit.

[Cyclist]

Cato would've had him breakfast.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Cato?

Pre-pebble Demosthenes.

[mattomac]

I saw someone arguing how if Labour and Lib Dems were to engineer a hung parliament nothing would get done, it’s a new take on the old chaos with Ed Miliband but it begs the question, how would that be any different to now.

[Bones McCoy]

The Johnson formula.

Three Word Slogan ==> Spaffing millions on consultants and mates ==> Sweet fuck-all delivered ==> Trebles all round at number ten (where they invent the next three word slogan).

[davidjay]

The Johnson formula.

Three Word Slogan ==> Spaffing millions on consultants and mates ==> Sweet fuck-all delivered ==> Trebles all round at number ten (where they invent the next three word slogan).

Dame Sue Gray.

[Boiler]

Sue Gray met PM to discuss photos being included in report, BBC told

[Youngian]

Emerging tittle-tattle that Carrie is shacked up with Zac Goldsmith. Was hubby grassing her up to the Met to save his own skin?

[satnav]

The rumours about Boris and Carrie splitting seems to have stemmed from the fact that they have rarely been photographed together since the start of the year. Whilst this could indicate a split it could also indicate that Johnson has been advised to keep Carrie in the background.

Carrie's views on the environment and animal welfare may well with the public but I don't think that they go down too well with the headbangers in the parliamentary party who Johnson needs to pacify if he wants to avoid a confidence vote in the near future.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Scott Morrison seems to have died on his arse in the Australian election. Is Crosby politics going to save Johnson?

[Bones McCoy]

The rumours about Boris and Carrie splitting seems to have stemmed from the fact that they have rarely been photographed together since the start of the year. Whilst this could indicate a split it could also indicate that Johnson has been advised to keep Carrie in the background.

Carrie's views on the environment and animal welfare may well with the public but I don't think that they go down too well with the headbangers in the parliamentary party who Johnson needs to pacify if he wants to avoid a confidence vote in the near future.

She plays very badly with the ConservativeHome headbangers.
Some of them believe that Johnson is one divorce away fomr becoming Disraeli.