[Boiler]

[zuriblue]

Oh dear. Another Tory found assaulting women and a marked tendency towards the Columbian Marching Powder...

Oh, and a dodgy Russian 'donation'.

"Nothing to see here" (J R-M)

The thread is hair-raising.

Warburtons are always better when baked.

[Arrowhead]

The Lib Dems will be watching the Warburton situation very closely. They would relish a by-election in Somerset & Frome, which they held from 1997 to 2015. Currently a 19,000 Tory majority, but they’ve scaled bigger obstacles in recent contests.

We may not be too far away from a possible by-election in Wakefield, as well.

[Boiler]

Wakefield?

[Tubby Isaacs]

War on middle class drug dealers going well.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

>vomits<

[Andy McDandy]

Mail on Sunday saying he thinks it's a sting by some lefties. That's some serious "why did you make me hit you?" energy.

[Boiler]

<fx: holds head in hands, shakes it>

[Oboogie]

Mail on Sunday saying he thinks it's a sting by some lefties. That's some serious "why did you make me hit you?" energy.

He's apparently had a serious coke and molesting women habit for a long time, it takes a lot of charlie to shift 8 stone. Persistent little bleeders these Lefties, aren't they?

[Arrowhead]

Wakefield?

Imran Ahmad Khan MP, who unseated the excellent Mary Creagh (an "Islington Remainer" apparently) in 2019, is currently on trial for an alleged sexual assault of a 15yo boy.

More here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-60919867

[Boiler]

Conservative MP David Warburton has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital after a parliamentary investigation was launched into his conduct, his wife has told the BBC.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60975624

[Tubby Isaacs]

It's convenient, but the drug taking alone sounds spectacularly reckless, and possibly the sign of somebody not coping very well. It also sounds spectacularly like middle class drug use, mind.

[Youngian]

By psychiatric hospital they mean a discreet clinic where they tuck up boozed and/or coke up rich fuck-ups. Like Henry Collingridge’s brother in House of Cards.
Is Warburton related to the bread people? Their loaves aren’t short of chemicals.

He’s the sort of piece of work you’d expect to be keeping Johnson in power

[kreuzberger]

This must be the main story, surely. Sexual assault (repeatedly) and ton of dubious money from the dubious courtiers of a now proven war criminal. Rightly, Pogrund is focussing on these.

The beak is just incidental. It's hardly as if they were pop-star lines, the fucking lightweight.

[Tubby Isaacs]

He sounds like a great guy. How much of a hit are the Tories prepared to take to put off a by-election in Somerton and Frome, which can be waved away fairly easily, as "Well, the Lib Dems held the seat till 2015, and there were obviously issues there..."

[Andy McDandy]

Earlier he was claiming that the white lines were dandruff which he collects. For reasons.

Along with Creepy Andy and his inability to sweat, it's kind of worrying that so many establishment cunts think this level of bullshit washes with anyone.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I assumed the dandruff story was a hoax.

[Youngian]

Sounds like total bollocks that Warburton made this dandruff claim. But I was wrong again

[Crabcakes]

Earlier he was claiming that the white lines were dandruff which he collects. For reasons.

Along with Creepy Andy and his inability to sweat, it's kind of worrying that so many establishment cunts think this level of bullshit washes with anyone.

This is so fucking insane an explanation I suspect it will have some sort of Streisand effect. Plus I’d be less embarrassed about the coke than the dandruff, given the amount…

EDIT: aww, it’s fake

[Youngian]

Trans culture war is having an effect, Tories pick up a point from RefUK