[Youngian]

Not many mask wearers among the PM’s remaining supporters. Not coincidental of course.

[Andy McDandy]

All over. He probably thinks he won.

[satnav]

You have to laugh at the line taken by Johnson's last remaining supporters who kept standing up saying that the country wanted parliament to move on and deal with more pressing matters. Who do they think has dragged this thing on for so long? If Johnson had admitted to the parties months ago, offered a sincere apology and reformed the Downing Street set up this issued would have already have been forgotten about.

[Boiler]

Indeed. I think he's blown it. His approach was all wrong, he's made a mockery of people in his own party, and his complete and obvious lack of humility has come over absolutely dreadfully - and that will already be filtering back. Just look how sparse this is:

With a bit of luck they've all gone to their offices to dig out their headed paper and fountain pens in order to write to Graham Brady.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Even worse than Johnson was the MP (I think it was Shalleash Vara) who said that he's been getting letters from military families, and something something Labour was disrespecting them.

[Boiler]

Even worse than Johnson was the MP (I think it was Shalleash Vara) who said that he's been getting letters from military families, and something something Labour was disrespecting them.

It was indeed Shailesh Vara, who is the MP for what was originally Brian Mawhinney's constituency.

[Andy McDandy]

Much as I know how childish it is to mock speech impediments, the Pontius Pilate guy from Blackpool was quite the pathetic arse kisser.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Robert Hutton
@RobDotHutton
We haven't heard from Tory MPs for some time, because the whips have struggled to get any into the chamber to ask supportive questions. So a big hello to Caroline Johnson, who asks the prime minister to promise that his "laser-like focus" on delivery isn't compromised.

Now she mentions it, Johnson is known for exactly that. Not pissing about driving bulldozers through polystyrene walls, or sticking pies in ovens.

[Spoonman]

Good Lord - Johnson actually brought up Jimmy Savile whilst attacking Starmer...

Online conspiracies. Just when you thought he couldn’t sink any lower you remember Funtime Boris is really spiteful, entitled narcissist Alex Johnson.

Hat tip to The Secret Barrister on the twitters.

[satnav]

Sex pest Bob Roberts was also brown nosing Johnson even though he has had the Tory whip removed. It was rather ironic that Roberts was using his phone to remind himself of Johnson's achievement given that Robert's was kicked out of the Tory party for sending inappropriate text messages to a parliamentary worker.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Gove's PPS, Angela Richardson, has resigned.

She resigned over Paterson too but was restored when Johnson u-turned.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Much as I know how childish it is to mock speech impediments, the Pontius Pilate guy from Blackpool was quite the pathetic arse kisser.

[The All New KevS]

Gosh.

I think the report basically says:

"Christ, you would not believe the shit I've been told. Hang tight, I'm sticking it all in the safe, and as soon as the Met have stopped playing silly buggers, it's going down."

Certainly didn't expect to be yelling "Yassss, Queen!" at Theresa May. And now Jessica Elgot from the Graun is reporting that the gathering of the Tory Parliamentary Party to be addressed by the buffoon us NOT going well - they've sat in deathly silence, and some have walked out.

If the calls to Eddie Mair on LBC are anything to go by, he's actually managed to make things worse, which is quite the achievement. Dorries has been wheeled out to support him, and I genuinely wonder if she has dined well, but not wisely, when she claims that there are 400k civil servants in her department alone - LBC checked, its actually er, 1800.

Oh, and Mr Blackford, a nation salutes you, Sir.

[kreuzberger]

Dorries has been wheeled out to support him, and I genuinely wonder if she has dined well, but not wisely...

I initially thought that that swaying was her trying to still her throbbing clitoris at the mere mention of his name. But, yeah, leathered on cheap HoC gin.

[satnav]

Dorries was an utter embarrassment in her interview with Channel 4 news. Couldn't work out whether she was pissed or whether she knows that the game is up so she is just taking the piss.

[Boiler]

"Pissed" is trending on Twitter apparently. More like a full bladder I'd say.

[Boiler]

The look in her eyes...

[Cyclist]

The last time I saw someone with that particular look on their face they were trying to argue while absolutely pissed.

As for only criticising Johnson because we don't like him...

I never liked Limahl from Kajagoogoo but I never criticised him either. Probably because he never did anything worth the effort.

[Tubby Isaacs]

And Liz Truss has Covid. Never mind, it's not like she's just wandered maskless through the Commons and that packed meeting with Tory MPs.

[satnav]

Nadhim Zahawi and Liz Truss have both conveniently tested positive for Covid, I wonder how many other cabinet ministers are now rushing to take lateral flow tests so that they can dodge media interviews for the next week.