[Oboogie]

The People's Nonce

[Nigredo]

Or simply, Nonce Andrew.

[Andy McDandy]

The Star have gone with The Narcissist Formerly Known as Prince.

Much as I hate the paper, they do have a talent for good headlines, and have done more to hold the establishment to account than most of the "serious" papers.

Then again, all of that applies to Viz.

[Youngian]

The Star have gone with The Narcissist Formerly Known as Prince.

Much as I hate the paper, they do have a talent for good headlines, and have done more to hold the establishment to account than most of the "serious" papers.

Then again, all of that applies to Viz.

The Star and the Sport are underappreciated for a style of 'journalism' that owes more to Viz than Kelvin McKenzie. Its not a direction the Sun or Mail could take due to their readers believing the stories.

[Watchman]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/15 ... est-vn/amp

Not creepy at all

[Andy McDandy]

Remember that creepy old guy at the end of The Shining, and his friend in the bear suit?

[Youngian]

Wouldn’t even make an educated guess as to what the teddy bear thing is about. And I’ve been rewatching Cracker.

[MisterMuncher]

It's about funneling stories about how he's a crank, a weirdo and says mad shit into the press so the general public focus on making sweating pizza teddy bear jokes and concentrate less on the whole "raping kids" element.

It usually works for a while, too. See Jackson, Michael.

[Bones McCoy]

Can we adjust the thread title changing Nonce to Prince.

[RedSparrows]

Can we adjust the thread title changing Nonce to Prince.

Swap them, surely?

[Crabcakes]

Maybe he can have a whole new title - Pronce Andrew.

[Spoonman]

Meanwhile in Nova Scotia, Canada...

[size=120][b]Prince Andrew High to get a new name next school year[/b][/size]
[b]'The name of a school should be reflective of our school community,' says principal[/b]


[quote]In the coming weeks, people will be invited to submit new names for the school. [b]Anyone can submit a name. The committee will evaluate the names and allow students to vote. [/b]The top three recommendations will be sent to the Halifax Regional Centre for Education for final approval.[/quote]

Schooly McSchoolface it is then.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-sco ... -1.6319796

Edit: Not sure why the BBcode isn't working.

[Cyclist]

I suppose it's better than Noncey McNonceface

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Or Mycockin Yourface...

[Crabcakes]

Sir James Savile memorial high school. Keeps it on theme, then.

[Andy McDandy]

He wants a jury trial. He says that Maxwell was never a close friend. He ain't very clever, is he?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He wants a jury trial. He says that Maxwell was never a close friend. He ain't very clever, is he?

He certainly thinks the rest of us aren't.

Aux armes, citoyens!

[Samanfur]

A story surfaced last week of Andrew trying to play the "Don't you know who I am?" card with Meat Loaf during It's a Royal Knockout, and Meat Loaf threatening to dump him in the moat.

Mr. Aday was known to tell as many versions of his life story as Heath Ledger's Joker, but the more I see of Andrew thinking that he can demand how another country's justice system is going to work, the more I believe it.

[Andy McDandy]

He does know that in a civil case in the USA, the jury doesn't have to return an unanimous verdict? Just a majority?

I suggest he reads up on OJ Simpson.

[Watchman]

And the nature of questions will be a bit above Emily Mathis level