[Malcolm Armsteen]

He's a nasty piece of work, isn't he?

Taunting Wes Streeting because he didn't ritually thank everyone not a Tory in his question.

[mattomac]

He is just as useless and nasty as the rest, Wes seemed to have his card mind.

[Crabcakes]

Seems like the Saj may have a few questions to answer…

[Boiler]

"Javid tells cabinet NHS needs reform because it's Blockbuster system 'in age of Netflix' "

If one more Tory cunt uses Netflix as a metaphor for something brilliant, I will not be responsible for my actions.

[Youngian]

What the hell's he doing? Appears to be pawing over hot Boris babe Lucy Frazer. Delighted to read the hapless SE Cambs MP has given her whole hearted support to Bozo.

[satnav]

Sajid looked very shifty on Sky News this morning when Kay Burley was quizzing him about his business dealings shortly before he became an MP. When he was a non-dom he loan one of his brothers a large sum of money for just one day supposedly to help him set up a business. This was seen as a convenient way of bringing some of his non-dom earning back into this country whilst avoiding any taxes. Sajid didn't give a great deal away and he was clearly choosing his words very carefully.

[Boiler]

NHS ‘doesn’t need any more money’, says Sajid Javid


Yes, he's using THE FUCKING NETFLIX ANALOGY AGAIN.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Johnson very much ran on the NHS needing more money. How dare Javid go against democracy?

The Tories reorganized the NHS not all that long ago. Funny that it needs doing again.

[Watchman]

NHS ‘doesn’t need any more money’, says Sajid Javid


Yes, he's using THE FUCKING NETFLIX ANALOGY AGAIN.

Yeah, red bus, side of!

[Watchman]

Rumours started that he’s jumped ship

[Samanfur]

[Bones McCoy]

Thus departs the last competent minister.

Let the games commence!!

[Youngian]

Thus departs the last competent minister.

Let the games commence!!

This will be it. The rest of the cabinet will remain loyal, they’ve nowhere else to go.

[MisterMuncher]

Just tweeted that he's standing down as an MP at the next election.

By the time the rats realise the ship is sinking there'll be no one left at this rate

[Samanfur]

The letter:

[Abernathy]

Why do they always say that doing their job has been "an incredible privilege"? Are we supposed to think they're fucking humble ?

[Bones McCoy]

Why do they always say that going their job has been "an incredible privilege"? Are we supposed to think they're fucking humble ?

Yeah, we can all see it's a privilege when they're in there with their expenses and subsidies.
But still bitching about the poorest getting penny here or there.

[Watchman]

Back to banking?

[Tubby Isaacs]

This "tell us if you're standing now" seems to have been a disaster. Election is likely 2 years away. The public might not be particularly receptive to people introducing themselves as their next Tory candidate at the moment anyway. "You lot are in power with a big majority already, right?"

[kreuzberger]

My uncle - well, he's not really an uncle but some kind of cousin or something, although he is a little older than me and I have always loved him to bits - he was standing behind Portillo in Bath on that fateful evening of 1997 and laughing his tits off as the count was declared on live telly.

These bastards are trying to deprive us of that, aren't they?