[Bones McCoy]

Not quite yet, but there are 2 British and one French gunboats hovering around Jersey because of some fishing dispute.

A bit of sabre rattling against a traditional enemy certainly can't hurt the nasty party chances.
A few extra jingos to add to the closet racists and flagshaggers.

[Oboogie]

Last night I amused myself for a few moments fantasising about a war which the French won and invaded and annexed the UK.

[mattomac]

Can’t expect Biden is too impressed with this shit.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Last night I amused myself for a few moments fantasising about a war which the French won and invaded and annexed the UK.

Please!

[Oboogie]

I'm confident that someone on here (Arrer, I'm looking at you) will be able to furnish us with details of the relative strengths of the French and British armed forces. My money's on the cheese eating surrender monkeys being stronger.

[Andy McDandy]

Can’t expect Biden is too impressed with this shit.

Biden doesn't have a vote in Hartlepool.

[Youngian]

I'm confident that someone on here (Arrer, I'm looking at you) will be able to furnish us with details of the relative strengths of the French and British armed forces. My money's on the cheese eating surrender monkeys being stronger.

Especially if you're ostracised from NATO for attacking a NATO country. Johnson is not only a really shit Nixon at cover-ups he's a remedial class Anthony Eden in foreign policy. Expect little better from Macron while Le Pen's on his back. Johnson will dig the country in an ever deeper hole until destroys it.

[mattomac]

Can’t expect Biden is too impressed with this shit.

Biden doesn't have a vote in Hartlepool.

Or for Macron....

All pathetic point scoring between two nations who probably still obsess over their lost empires.

[Youngian]

One the unsung heroes to emerge from this Brexit fiasco is Gibraltar PM Fabian Picardo. He's been quietly gettting on with forging relations with Spain and the EU to get the rock out of this shit creek the UK has placed them in.

[Bones McCoy]

Can’t expect Biden is too impressed with this shit.

Biden doesn't have a vote in Hartlepool.

Or for Macron....

All pathetic point scoring between two nations who probably still obsess over their lost empires.

One has overseas departements, with citizens, Euros and EU membership where appropriate.
The other has territories and dependencies, with lax tax regimes, spivs and more companies than population.

[Bones McCoy]

Meanwhile the Gammon of Hartlepool are rattling their cutlery and erecting a gibbet.

[Youngian]

Meanwhile the Gammon of Hartlepool are rattling their cutlery and erecting a gibbet.

Won't any of them suspect Johnson's taking the piss out of them for their vote? Brexit true believers are a sensitive demographic.

[Andy McDandy]

One has overseas departements, with citizens, Euros and EU membership where appropriate.
The other has territories and dependencies, with lax tax regimes, spivs and more companies than population.

One of the major principles of France is that France is France. Doesn't matter if you're in downtown Paris, halfway up an Alp, counting penguins on Kerguelen or in the jungles of French Guiana, you're in France.

Compare to us, who accidentally on purpose rendered Falklanders effectively stateless in 1981 because the Tories were shitting themselves over Hong Kong boat people.

[Andy McDandy]

Meanwhile the Gammon of Hartlepool are rattling their cutlery and erecting a gibbet.

Won't any of them suspect Johnson's taking the piss out of them for their vote? Brexit true believers are a sensitive demographic.

Seen a good few today claiming that Johnson's not really one of them because he's a woke soy boy cuck doing green crap for Carrie.

[Samanfur]

My husband (software tester) works for a branch of his current employer that's based primarily in Guernsey (you can draw your own conclusions about their tax affairs).

He's watching things carefully at the moment, since the threats to the electricity supply could definitely make things complicated.

[Youngian]

Seen a good few today claiming that Johnson's not really one of them because he's a woke soy boy cuck doing green crap for Carrie.

Johnson will have his mate Osborne warning him that too much nationalist mumbo-jumbo will lose him the Tory centre vote; "I'll save a few pandas to put that right," Boris guffawed.

[Killer Whale]

The Channel Islands have never been in the EU, so didn't leave. How is this even happening? Anyone got a précis for those of us preoccupied by our national elections?

[Boiler]

Can’t expect Biden is too impressed with this shit.

Biden doesn't have a vote in Hartlepool.

Or for Macron....

All pathetic point scoring between two nations who probably still obsess over their lost empires.

Wasn't it the 200th anniversary of Boney's death yesterday?

[davidjay]

Last night I amused myself for a few moments fantasising about a war which the French won and invaded and annexed the UK.

Please!

Careful. You're likely to be interned.

[Youngian]

Napoleon's Continental System was imposed to keep Britain out of Europe. Brexit's his idea.