[Youngian]

A worrying scenario if Johnson becomes a liability and the party moves against him (they can’t wait); He only has his codependent relationship with the Brexit cultists (ERG and DUP) to fall back on. Next up to throw the cult red meat, in the forever war with Brussels, is seeing through the threat to renege on the Northern Ireland protocol. The consequences of a trade war with the EU and possibly the US are obviously dire. Would Johnson take the country down with him to muster the troops?

[Andy McDandy]

I don't think so. He's basically a coward who loves to talk a good fight but will back off when faced with actual problems.

If and when he goes, he'll slump off back to the Telegraph to whinge about how great he could have been and how shit his successor is. Most likely from somewhere warm.

[Boiler]

Boris Johnson had a fantastic opportunity this week to project himself as a world leader and a true statesman. Instead he will be remembered as the PM who clowned around, fell asleep, failed to wear a mask when sat next to David Attenborough. He then jetted home to attend a piss up before totally cocking up the Paterson scandal.

[Samanfur]

Dacre's a shoo-in, in my book.

The job description's been changed to fit him. I can't see how he won't be.

[Boiler]

Dacre's a shoo-in, in my book.

The job description's been changed to fit him. I can't see how he won't be.

[Cyclist]

Like a clown’: what other countries thought of Boris Johnson at Cop26

PM could not resist wheeling out the usual jokes and antics at crucial summit, but the laughs never came

It was one of the defining images from Cop26.

Seated next to Boris Johnson on Monday and wearing a mask was 95-year-old David Attenborough. The prime minister, however, was maskless. At one point, Johnson seemed to have nodded off.

On stage and in front of 120 world leaders, the contrast between the two men was striking. The naturalist was sombre and serious. There was a “desperate hope” we might still avoid disaster, Attenborough said in Glasgow, in the most memorable phrase of the week. Joe Biden was among those to give him a standing ovation.

Johnson sought to strike a similarly elevated tone. There were serious moments in his speech: he mentioned a responsibility to future generations, for example, and to “children not yet born”.

What is Cop26 and why does it matter? The complete guide
But overall the prime minister appeared to rely on the jokes and verbal antics that have served him well in the past. With the world watching on the most urgent issue of the age, he sought to mix it up – part statesman, part standup...


https://amp.theguardian.com/environment ... sion-cop26

How did this cretin manage to give his responsible adult the slip?

Johnson’s Cop26 address was met with stony silence. The prime minister left pauses for laughs. They never came.

It appears that no-one with a mental age over 14 is impressed with our Prime Minister. Quelle surprise.

[Boiler]

How did this cretin manage to give his responsible adult the slip?

Brexit.

Couple that with a twattish nation that wanted to name a vessel doing serious scientific work "Boaty McBoatface" before the grown-ups stepped in and gave it a serious name.

[mattomac]

He seemed to want to show up and claim victory

I don’t think anyone quite knows what that football metaphor was.

[Crabcakes]

Dacre's a shoo-in, in my book. Dots will not be joined for fear of being accused of being in the Westminster Bubble or an "Elite", whatever that is.

It's two years now since a couple of us on here broached the concept of a slo-mo coup. In fairness, there was little push back at the time. Now, there can be even less doubt.

Given the issues rumbling on, I think Dacre was a shoo-in but might now find himself dumped at the 11th hour because of the current fallout. Which would be entirely fitting.

[Crabcakes]

How did this cretin manage to give his responsible adult the slip?

Brexit.

Couple that with a twattish nation that wanted to name a vessel doing serious scientific work "Boaty McBoatface" before the grown-ups stepped in and gave it a serious name.

I think Boaty McBoatface is a splendid example of making sure that if you ask a question, you make sure you’re asking the *right* question and have thought about the consequences. B McB and brexit alike are examples of people not thinking it through, making assumptions, then having to awkwardly deal with the fallout of the unexpected (to them) result.

[Crabcakes]

Is Johnson being advised by a Labour plant? Just today he’s run away from the sleaze debate, refused to rule out a peerage for Paterson (which means he’s getting a peerage to keep him sweet), refuses any sort of apology and has tried to strongarm the Standards Commissioner by saying she should not look into his flat refurb at all.

It’s not just failing to read the room. It’s walking into the room, shitting in the middle of the floor, shouting to everyone that there’s shit in the room and then demanding someone clean it up.

[Tubby Isaacs]

How did this cretin manage to give his responsible adult the slip?

Brexit.

Couple that with a twattish nation that wanted to name a vessel doing serious scientific work "Boaty McBoatface" before the grown-ups stepped in and gave it a serious name.

That's nothing. A poll to find the most significant figure of the last 2,000 years was once won by Jamie Pollock, of Manchester City. Jesus came second.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

See also TV News vox-pops.

"Oh yah, we can look sooo relevant and even a bit, y'know, edgy by asking some proles what they think"...

[Crabcakes]

That's nothing. A poll to find the most significant figure of the last 2,000 years was once won by Jamie Pollock, of Manchester City. Jesus came second.

To be fair, he might have been busy around the turn of the millennium before the one before last, but what's JC done in the last 2000-odd years eh? Talk about milking a short playing career.

[Andy McDandy]

See also TV News vox-pops.

"Oh yah, we can look sooo relevant and even a bit, y'know, edgy by asking some proles what they think"...

Vox pops embody one of the golden rules of media. Have a good sneer at the punter, while convincing them you're on their side. Meanwhile tip the wink to everyone at home that they're in on the joke too.

[Youngian]

Is Johnson being advised by a Labour plant? Just today he’s run away from the sleaze debate, refused to rule out a peerage for Paterson (which means he’s getting a peerage to keep him sweet), refuses any sort of apology and has tried to strongarm the Standards Commissioner by saying she should not look into his flat refurb at all.

It’s not just failing to read the room. It’s walking into the room, shitting in the middle of the floor, shouting to everyone that there’s shit in the room and then demanding someone clean it up.

Keeping his head down has worked until now. Has any other tactics or anyone to advise any?

[The All New KevS]

Just saw tomorrow's front pages. In a word, oof.

Apart from The Sun and The Telegraph, which give it a small mention.

[RedSparrows]

The Express page smacks of obsequious courtier.

[Watchman]

And NO MASK, it’s a fucking hospital you halfwit

[Cyclist]

An oldie but goodie (from letters to the Grauniad)