[Watchman]

So the Chief Whip and her deputy didn't resign after all.

So what was Truss screaming about for long enough to miss last night's vote?

The Mail claims the screaming was a set too between Lizzy and Sue Ella

[davidjay]

There seems to be a lot of activity around Liz Truss's back doors at the moment.

[Watchman]

Presser at 13:30

[davidjay]

Brian's seen off his first.

[Oboogie]

New PM by the end of the week.

[Watchman]

Brian's seen off his first.

Oh dear, oh dear

[AOB]

New PM by the end of the week.

The way that lot are there'll be a new one by the end next week too, and the week after, and the week after that....

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hunt not standing, doubtless happy with being Chancellor. If Suella wins, he won't keep that.

[Bones McCoy]

Brian's seen off his first.

Oh dear, oh dear

On track for more prime ministers than his mum.

[Bones McCoy]

Lettuce wins!!

[Bones McCoy]

It's time for




"Big" Sam Allardice m'lud.
A football coach sought by clubs in desperate straits.

[soulboy]

44 days.

Brian Clough is trending.

[Bones McCoy]

44 days.

Brian Clough is trending.

As is David Blaine (who spent several weeks inside a box).

[Spoonman]

Meanwhile, going back to last night... (NSFW)

[Spoonman]

HIGNFY have got their wish! Hopefully tomorrow night's episode will be good...

[Bones McCoy]

[Bones McCoy]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Members aren't going to be happy if Johnson is kept off the ballot. But surely he will be. MPs had enough of protecting his lying before, and the mandate argument is bollocks.

And how will they do this in a week?

[Abernathy]

Members aren't going to be happy if Johnson is kept off the ballot. But surely he will be. MPs had enough of protecting his lying before, and the mandate argument is bollocks.

And how will they do this in a week?

They’ll set the nominations threshold too high for Johnson to achieve, but within reach of Sunak and/or Mordaunt.

[Tubby Isaacs]

They can do that, but going to be epic kicking off about it among Johnson's media mates, MP fans and the members.

Could the Reform Party pick a few MPs off if that happens?