[Bones McCoy]

[kreuzberger]

More like he can bring himself to let Cummings "win".

Meanwhile, Delta spreads like wildfire and the bodies keep piling up.

CAN'T...obvs.

[The All New KevS]

Resigned.

[zuriblue]

Resigned.

Presumably to spend time on the couch.

[Crabcakes]

I hope this is the dam breaking.

[satnav]

I thought he would be gone by 10pm tonight because the Sunday Newspapers would have gone for him big time if he tried to cling on to his job.

[Samanfur]

Resigned.

Presumably to spend time on the couch.

All of a sudden, he has a desperate need to be with his children, according to his statement.

News 24 is currently interviewing Edwina Currie, who once she'd finished beatifying Hancock, went off on a long whinge about how she hates to see a competent minister forced out of their job by the tabloids over their private ife. After all, they're only human.

We weren't allowed to see the anchor's face during this.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Framing it as self-sacrifice, taking one for the team...

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Coladangelo has resigned from her 15 days-a-year £15k job...

[Malcolm Armsteen]

My thoughts (and I suspect yours).

[Cyclist]

I see the BBC website is already trying to set the narrative.

Not Handcock had to go because he's been found out as a corrupt, inept, lying morally bankrupt pissweasel with the blood of 127 thousand people on his hands.

No.

Matty was found out breaking Covid rules. Matty is very sorry and has done the decent thing. Poor Matty. Noble Matty.

They can fuck off, the lot of 'em.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Sky News, surprisingly, taking a similar line.
"We can all agree he's done a good job..."

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Javid.

[Bones McCoy]

Resigned.

Presumably to spend time on the couch.

All of a sudden, he has a desperate need to be with his children, according to his statement.

News 24 is currently interviewing Edwina Currie, who once she'd finished beatifying Hancock, went off on a long whinge about how she hates to see a competent minister forced out of their job by the tabloids over their private ife. After all, they're only human.

We weren't allowed to see the anchor's face during this.

Currie's always on about this "You can't runa government with angels" shite.
Never called if that's why she handed Savile the keys to Leeds General and Stoke Mandeville.

[Crabcakes]

At least it’s not a big fan of Johnson in the role. And also, Hancock’s demise might see the end of his mate Dido Harding’s fingers getting in so many pies.

[Bones McCoy]

With Hancock sacrificed, the client press can now set the narrative.
Brave Boris let down by bloody useless health secretary more focused on skirt than health.

Let's hope the few honest publications maintain focus on the shitshow across the board:
Late lockdowns, uncoordinated policies, crony contracts, the casino approach to international travel, 5 missed COBRAs ...

[Spoonman]

Javid.

That's Cumming's spitting feathers.

Could have been worse though, could have been Nadine Dorres.

[davidjay]

Of course, if Hancock does go, and I don't think he will, it won't be because he was indirectly responsible for thousands of unnecessary deaths, or because in a cabinet that runs on corruption and cronyism he's the most corrupt and cronyist. It's because he was caught out shagging.

I got that one wrong....

But I think I can say with some certainty who the scapegoat for the Covid Clusterfuck will now be.

[Youngian]

With Hancock sacrificed, the client press can now set the narrative.
Brave Boris let down by bloody useless health secretary more focused on skirt than health.

Might prompt the question as to who yields authority? Doesn’t look like its ‘case closed’ Boris.

[Bones McCoy]

I'm waiting for the "Eat out to help out" gags.